Damian Wayne

Hello, son.

@mailman-of-gotham

I am not your son.

Did your mother never tell you about the time we spent together?

No.

Elaborate?

Your mother and I were friends with certain benefits whenever she visited Gotham for a few years before you were born. I recently took a DNA test which seems to state that the last time Talia and I... uh, got together, we conceived you.

@doctortaliaalghul ?

Oh no dear, he's not your father. I didn't want to tell your sister until she was a little older, but when needs must.

My. I have a sister?

Athanasia? Dear have you hurt your head, should I come check on you?

No Mother, my head is fine. I was distracted for a moment. Do you plan on telling her?

Okay...well, no I hadn't planned on it for quite some time. She's still rather young to be worrying about something like that. Perhaps in a few years we can have that conversation.

#// oh yeah 100%#thetruerobinblog #damian wayne

That.. makes sense. You should bring her when you come to Gotham. I would like to see her too.

Hello, son.

@mailman-of-gotham

I am not your son.

Did your mother never tell you about the time we spent together?

No.

Elaborate?

Your mother and I were friends with certain benefits whenever she visited Gotham for a few years before you were born. I recently took a DNA test which seems to state that the last time Talia and I... uh, got together, we conceived you.

@doctortaliaalghul ?

Oh no dear, he's not your father. I didn't want to tell your sister until she was a little older, but when needs must.

My. I have a sister?

Athanasia? Dear have you hurt your head, should I come check on you?

#thetruerobinblog #// my bad 😔#damian wayne

No Mother, my head is fine. I was distracted for a moment. Do you plan on telling her?

Hello, son.

@mailman-of-gotham

I am not your son.

Did your mother never tell you about the time we spent together?

No.

Elaborate?

Your mother and I were friends with certain benefits whenever she visited Gotham for a few years before you were born. I recently took a DNA test which seems to state that the last time Talia and I... uh, got together, we conceived you.

@doctortaliaalghul ?

Oh no dear, he's not your father. I didn't want to tell your sister until she was a little older, but when needs must.

#dc rp #thetruerobinblog #damian wayne #// see im half asleep so if he canonically has a sister on prime earth #not athanasia al ghul tho #oops

My. I have a sister?

Hello, son.

@mailman-of-gotham

I am not your son.

Did your mother never tell you about the time we spent together?

No.

Elaborate?

Your mother and I were friends with certain benefits whenever she visited Gotham for a few years before you were born. I recently took a DNA test which seems to state that the last time Talia and I... uh, got together, we conceived you.

#thetruerobinblog #damian wayne #dc rp #damian robin

@doctortaliaalghul ?

did u ever sort out the mailman thing? or r we just supposed to ignore that?

@spencer-velocity

I elected to ignore it. Maybe I should inform Mother.

#thetruerobinblog #damian wayne #dc rp #// inform aka tag talia in the blog

Hello, son.

@mailman-of-gotham

I am not your son.

Did your mother never tell you about the time we spent together?

#thetruerobinblog #damian wayne #dc rp

No.

Elaborate?

Hello, son.

@mailman-of-gotham

I am not your son.

I definitely should have been an only child. This shit is NOT for the weak

😒

Oh my god. hey buddy. what's, uh, good?

You know what you said, Richard.

This was about Tim.

Promise.

You said you wanted to be an only child. That means no siblings. Which means no me?

Hmm. That's what I wrote, but that wasn't the intention. The intention was to bully Tim.

What are the other options than brothers? I'm sure in this alternate reality I've now accidentally created, we're still close.

Are we? You always run off to Bludhaven

Um....to my apartment?

You know what I mean.

After Father came back.

I know, Damian. I remember. I wasnt running, I was trying not to step on Bruce's toes. Your father was back and he was fine, and that's who you deserved.

I wasnt ready for kids. I wasn't a good role model, or someone to look up to.

Is that what you want to pass off as the truth?

You took in Valeria? You were ready for her. Or is it just me you didn’t want? And you were a great role model, you taught me and Valeria many stuff in Father’s absence.

It is the truth, Damian. I'm not in the habit of lying, believe it or not. Val wasn't exactly on purpose, and if I had a place to send her to I would have. I wasnt. Ready.

You raised us both and you only took her back to Bludhaven with you. And there was a place. The manor. If you were not ready, Father would have cared for her

I couldn't trust Bruce with her! What would Bruce have done with another meta child? I couldn't leave her with him. I wouldn't.

You couldn’t trust him with her but you could trust him with me?

Fine. She’s your daughter anyway.

Hes your father! I wasnt going to take you away, no matter how much I wanted to. I couldn't stop dreaming about taking you away, but I was trying to do right by you.

#\\ sighhh #thetruerobinblog

We spent a year training together, and you ran off like it was nothing. Like. Like I was nothing.

I definitely should have been an only child. This shit is NOT for the weak

😒

Oh my god. hey buddy. what's, uh, good?

You know what you said, Richard.

This was about Tim.

Promise.

You said you wanted to be an only child. That means no siblings. Which means no me?

Hmm. That's what I wrote, but that wasn't the intention. The intention was to bully Tim.

What are the other options than brothers? I'm sure in this alternate reality I've now accidentally created, we're still close.

Are we? You always run off to Bludhaven

Um....to my apartment?

You know what I mean.

After Father came back.

I know, Damian. I remember. I wasnt running, I was trying not to step on Bruce's toes. Your father was back and he was fine, and that's who you deserved.

I wasnt ready for kids. I wasn't a good role model, or someone to look up to.

Is that what you want to pass off as the truth?

You took in Valeria? You were ready for her. Or is it just me you didn’t want? And you were a great role model, you taught me and Valeria many stuff in Father’s absence.

It is the truth, Damian. I'm not in the habit of lying, believe it or not. Val wasn't exactly on purpose, and if I had a place to send her to I would have. I wasnt. Ready.

You raised us both and you only took her back to Bludhaven with you. And there was a place. The manor. If you were not ready, Father would have cared for her

I couldn't trust Bruce with her! What would Bruce have done with another meta child? I couldn't leave her with him. I wouldn't.

You couldn’t trust him with her but you could trust him with me?

Fine. She’s your daughter anyway.

#thetruerobinblog

I definitely should have been an only child. This shit is NOT for the weak

😒

Oh my god. hey buddy. what's, uh, good?

You know what you said, Richard.

This was about Tim.

Promise.

You said you wanted to be an only child. That means no siblings. Which means no me?

Hmm. That's what I wrote, but that wasn't the intention. The intention was to bully Tim.

What are the other options than brothers? I'm sure in this alternate reality I've now accidentally created, we're still close.

Are we? You always run off to Bludhaven

Um....to my apartment?

You know what I mean.

After Father came back.

I know, Damian. I remember. I wasnt running, I was trying not to step on Bruce's toes. Your father was back and he was fine, and that's who you deserved.

I wasnt ready for kids. I wasn't a good role model, or someone to look up to.

Is that what you want to pass off as the truth?

You took in Valeria? You were ready for her. Or is it just me you didn’t want? And you were a great role model, you taught me and Valeria many stuff in Father’s absence.

It is the truth, Damian. I'm not in the habit of lying, believe it or not. Val wasn't exactly on purpose, and if I had a place to send her to I would have. I wasnt. Ready.

You raised us both and you only took her back to Bludhaven with you. And there was a place. The manor. If you were not ready, Father would have cared for her

#thetruerobinblog

I definitely should have been an only child. This shit is NOT for the weak

😒

Oh my god. hey buddy. what's, uh, good?

You know what you said, Richard.

This was about Tim.

Promise.

You said you wanted to be an only child. That means no siblings. Which means no me?

Hmm. That's what I wrote, but that wasn't the intention. The intention was to bully Tim.

What are the other options than brothers? I'm sure in this alternate reality I've now accidentally created, we're still close.

Are we? You always run off to Bludhaven

Um....to my apartment?

You know what I mean.

After Father came back.

I know, Damian. I remember. I wasnt running, I was trying not to step on Bruce's toes. Your father was back and he was fine, and that's who you deserved.

I wasnt ready for kids. I wasn't a good role model, or someone to look up to.