Lord CroKri

You are a major HOMESTUCK FAN. Your title is THE KNIGHT OF SPACE and your chumhandle is quantumTheoreticism. [Danny] [Genderfluid] [Royalty] [Taken <3]

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[pietriarchy]

[haleycomet]

[goodbye1020-deactivated20250219]

I saw Slenderman standing at the end of the hallway, staring at me… But, it seems he just wanted to say hey

[thebloggerknownasgeeknip]

Befrienderman

[starllex]

What presents girls say they want

jewelry

clothes

perfume

money

What presents girls REALLY want

the bill of rights

a muscular rat

the letter o

a brick 

[nxte]

hey now

youre an allstar

get your game on

[zylv-blog]

ill punch a bee i dont give a fuck

[urbran-deactivated20151012]

Jesus walked on water, but I can walk on cucumbers. Cucumbers are 98% water so I must be 98% Jesus.

[rlmjob]

nothing disgusts me more than that nasty ass ketchup precum that squirts out of the bottle when you forget to shake it up first

[4gifs]

[vanessalengies-deactivated20260]

Did I ever tell you the story about how my mom’s boyfriend was getting fed up with my mom and wanted some space from her so he said he was going out for milk and then he was gone for four months and then he came back four months later but he had a gallon of milk with him

[onlyscreencaps]

[lordusa]

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

[firebreathingeli]

i am going to regret this

[amorverde]

*pretends like i know all of your names* *actually has to check all of your blog before addressing you by name*

[amandawessung-deactivated201507]

[niknak79]

[vr-trakowski]

In some circles this is known as S&Ms.