The Real Ryan Murphy

I'm Ryan Murphy, creator of the hit TV series Glee. I will be using this page to tell my fans some of my ideas for the show. Click for posts about: Artie, Beiste, Blaine, Brittany, Emma, Finn, Kurt, Mercedes, Mike, Puck, Quinn, Rachel, Sam, Santana, Sue, Tina, or Will. Alternatively, click for posts about: Achele, Bartie, Brittana, Faberry, Fabrevans, Finchel, Fuinn, Heya, Klaine, Monchele, Puckleberry, Quick, Samcedes, Tike, or Wemma. This is a satirical blog. The owner has no association with the real Ryan Murphy, with Glee, or with Fox Broadcasting Company.

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So now I'm curious, what are the plans for the lovely "Blaine is on the bottom" banner flying around McKinley skies?

I think you know. ;)

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So Ryan, what are your obnoxious plans for Rachel's pregnancy scare?

Rachel is going to give birth to a lizard baby.

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If you bribe me enough I'll give your OTP a sex scene. Accepting offers now.

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*angrily hisses at Ryan Murphy*

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*angrily hisses at zekeisafreak*

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I originally wasn't going to have a romantic "Quinntana" relationship, but Naya and Dianna kept begging for it!

It's nice that they are such close, close friends.

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reblog if you ship squirt (sam/quinn/kurt)

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When Will is away, Finn comes to play.

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I don't know why you guys are so angry... sexual assault is okay when it's female-on-male.

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Dear Diary,

I wish I could date Blaine. Or Adam. Or... both?

From Ryan.

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Brainstorming an "AU episode" where the kids are in a musical hairdressing club, instead of a glee club.

Songs include "Constant Shaving", "New Colors", "Ooops... I Cut It Again", and "Blow Me (One Last Hair Dry)".

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A lot of you have been asking why Blaine's parents let Burt fly him to New York for Christmas.

Well, the short answer is this... Blaine killed them.

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Yes, the leader of NYADA's Glee Club will be a love interest for Kurt.

Blaine will be transferring to NYADA to take over the club; Blaine is the love interest.

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Santana and Mercedes will begin dating in an upcoming episode.

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glee, actually: kurt and rachel fall in love while filming a porn movie.

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I can confirm this.

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Sorry for the hiatus, I have been trapped inside my walk-in closet for the last few months.

I am aware of the irony.

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I'm sure you've all heard that "Klaine" will be breaking up in the next episode.

Kurt breaks things off with Blaine so that he can start a relationship with Isabelle.

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In order to stop Finn from thinking she has moved on, Rachel will pretend that Brody is Kurt.

"He's grown a lot since moving to New York," she explains to her ex-boyfriend.

Finn congratulates 'Kurt' on his growth spurt. Rachel breathes a sigh of relief.