SO THIS IS IT, I SOLD MY SOUL FOR THIS?

SAM EVANS. 19. ACTOR. It's really me, scout's honor. My PR team set up the account since I'm still not sure how html really works, but everything I post is all me. If you're looking for one of those blogs that post edits of my face or write fan fiction about my character on Beneath the Reef, this is the wrong blog. (And yeah, I've totally read some of it. I mostly stick with Star Wars fan fiction though.) All you'll find is me fanboying over comics and maybe a little of my day to day since twitter will only lets me get 140 characters in. Anyways, thanks for being a fan! It really does mean a lot to me. I wouldn't be where I am without you! If you want to talk comics or ask me something my askbox is open, just try not to spam me too much, okay?

[bluecollargleerpg-blog]

Please tell me that someone has something planned this weekend.

If I have to die of boredom over Memorial weekend then we all know that I’m about to come back and haunt all of your pathetic asses until the end of forever.

[therealsamevans]

You’re not going to haunt me, are you?

[therealsamevans]

It’s still kind of amazing to me.

[sugar-motts-deactivated20160320]

When was your birthday!! LT and I would have made you a paw shaped cat! Or at least we would have attempted to. But, I guess that is a perk to being super famous, people want to give you gifts! 

[therealsamevans]

Thursday! That would’ve been awesome, Britt. Even if it didn’t come out right, it’s the thought that counts. True! It’s still kinda crazy though to think about.

[therealsamevans]

It’s still kind of amazing to me.

[bluecollargleerpg-blog]

God, I hope that’s what you say whenever you do stupid African celebrity mission trips.  How inspiring.

[therealsamevans]

No and hey, those things aren’t stupid, some of them really help out. 

[therealsamevans]

It’s still kind of amazing to me.

[-masonmccarthy]

That’s because you’re more than kind of amazing. And anyone who used to forget your birthday probably feels pretty lame now.

[therealsamevans]

Thanks, Mase. I’m only agreeing with you since you’d totally know about being amazing. Probably, though I never wanted to make a big deal about it.

[therealsamevans]

It’s still kind of amazing to me.

Sometimes people would completely forget my birthday when I was younger, but now I have hundreds of people on my timeline telling me Happy Birthday and sending me gifts.

[actuallybda-deactivated20150912]

They won’t. It’s what they get paid for. You’re off the hook, Sam. No need to interrogate any potential suitors. You have your own boyfriend to pay attention to. 

[therealsamevans]

If you say so, dude. Fine, fine. Yeah, but I can still look out for my best friend and do that too.

[therealsamevans]

I’ll give you one guess.

[-madisonmccarthy]

THAT IS NOT THE WAY IT WORKS THAT ONLY WORKS WITH TWINS.  THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER, THAT IS WHY SECOND PLACE IS CALLED FIRST LOSER.

Wait, really?  Because if you give me any sort of green light with that, Sam Evans, you should know that I will take it and RUN.  I have a sneaking suspicion I was going to somehow get roped into this anyway, and so long as you let me rock the Leia buns that I know I can, I think we can agree to these terms and conditions.

[therealsamevans]

BUT WHAT ABOUT BEST FRIENDS? DO OUR ICE CREAM NECKLACES COUNT FOR NOTHING? WE CAN BOTH BE FIRST WINNERS. THAT SOUNDS A LOT BETTER.

Really. I feel like I might regret it, but probably not because we’ll make it awesome so you can run with it. Oh yeah, you would’ve either way. Deal, so all we need is for you to figure out something in the very small chance that I lose.

[actuallybda-deactivated20150912]

I think my assistant can handle that. And, yes… I do. Don’t you? 

[therealsamevans]

What if they miss something? They can do the first round and I can do the best friend one. Yeah, I do.

[therealsamevans]

I’ll give you one guess.

[-madisonmccarthy]

I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE WHATEVER STAKES I GIVE YOU FOR THIS SORT OF THING YOU’RE GOING TO FIND SOME WAY TO MAKE THEM NOT SOUND MISERABLE AT ALL AND THEN I DON’T TECHNICALLY WIN.

Like, I could say that I’d make you binge-watch a whole season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians with me, but I feel like, in the long run, you would just make that experience all the more enjoyable.  So that hardly sounds like a losing side of a bet!

[therealsamevans]

YOU’LL STILL WIN, MADS. WE’LL JUST BOTH WIN.

Oh my God, but I think I probably could make that amazing. I’d do it even without losing the bet, just name a time and place. Well, think hard and let me know when you decide! If I win though, you have to come with me to the new Star Wars premiere all cosplayed out.

[therealsamevans]

I’ll give you one guess.

[sugar-motts-deactivated20160320]

My lips are sealed tight! That sounds awesome! You could reenact the whole Star Wars movie to me! Or at least all of Darth Vadar’s scenes. Well, I am a little biased towards Mase Base, but I promise to judge everyone fairly! 

[therealsamevans]

Thanks, Britt. Oh man, do not tempt me. I totally would do it, you have no idea. I could only do his scenes, but that might be confusing. I should definitely do the whole thing. It’s okay, me too.

[casperbell-deactivated20160413]

Had me an interweb detox.

[casperbell-deactivated20160413]

I wanted to make an elaborate joke about fish and fins, I did, but my mom told me to be nice, so I’m being nice and just for tomorrow, I’ll give out a few real hugs, even to you.

[therealsamevans]

Part of me wants to hear this joke, but you really should listen to your mom and awesome. Holding you to that, Santana.

[actuallybda-deactivated20150912]

What would you screen me from? Opposites do tend to attract, Sam. Not every relationship is based on common interest, and –as evidenced by our heated debate on who the hottest character in the Avengers is– our taste in men isn’t entirely similar, so I’m not sure I’d want you weeding out what you think is best. Besides, sometimes the one you least expect is the one that’s right for you.

[therealsamevans]

Potential killers, stalkers, crazy people, and people who don’t think Han shot first. Okay, I guess that’s true, but still. I can at least weed out all the bad dudes. I still can’t believe you’d choose him. You wound me, man. You really think so? 

[therealsamevans]

I’ll give you one guess.

[actuallybda-deactivated20150912]

I’m pretty sure it’s rather obvious, Sam. 

[therealsamevans]

Is it, Blaine? Is it?

[therealsamevans]

I’ll give you one guess.

[-madisonmccarthy]

I WOULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU (in the nicest way possible).  I am a master bowler, and I don’t take that title lightly.

[therealsamevans]

I ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE. You’re totally on then. What are the stakes?

[therealsamevans]

I’ll give you one guess.

[sugar-motts-deactivated20160320]

Sally, your manager right? She can definitely be Luke! Or someone else even. I have to hear your Darth Vadar impression soon!! I bet it is awesome. Maybe, I can be a judge one day, I don’t have the ultimate Star Wars knowledge, but I can watch and see who I think is the best of the best. 

[therealsamevans]

Right! I think she’d make a good villain. You didn’t hear that from me though. Whenever you’re free we can meet up and I’ll do it for you! It is pretty epic. That’d be great, you wouldn’t be biased.

[therealsamevans]

I’ll give you one guess.

[bluecollargleerpg-blog]

And by lightsabers you totes mean something else, don’t you?  I gotchu.  Try not to get all PDS about your sword-dueling, Brokeback.

[therealsamevans]

What? No. Oh my God. I’m talking about watching Star Wars.

[casperbell-deactivated20160413]

Had me an interweb detox.

Which wasn’t as cleansing as I wanted it to be, but, whatevs. Skyped my mom today, sent a few virtual hugs, and now I’m even blessing you all with my presence.

[therealsamevans]

Where’s my virtual hug?