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im poor

[therealshadylady-blog]

Aight lads

see all these American born-and-bred folk going “proud💪🏻to have Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 blood 💪🏻 bagpipes are the instruments of my ancestors 💙 och aye the noo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 alba gu bràth 💪🏻” coz they’re like 0.0001% Scottish right? av seen them bloody everywhere on scottish twitter nd youtube nd shite nd they’re pretty fuckin annoying like calm it doon Mary Ann mate you’ve got to take ur son to soccer. think they think they’re edgy but like no cunt’s walking about here going “‘Murica 💪🏻 the great 🇺🇸 maccies 🍟makes me proud to be American ❤️bad spelling 💪🏻for the win 🗽”

Also, I figure am safe coz like noone follows me but if this happens to be my one popular post, I’m sorry for the slight attack but it’s just embarrassing yanno xoxo

[gaypeopletwitter]

[therealshadylady-blog]

whoops

[jackfrostftw]

what time is it

tumblr time

procrastination

[therealshadylady-blog]

i am so ridiculously desperate for money like I'll do anything, buy me stuff thanks xoxo

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[perhapsarat]

I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

[marauders4evr]

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

[yaneela]

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

[perhapsarat]

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

[infiniteglitterfall]

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

[carolxdanvers]

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

[capturetheatre]

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

[therealshadylady-blog]

@agayinacrowdofgays um YES

[therealshadylady-blog]

can i just go back to 11 year old me, walking down the street as an "emo" teen

clothes as dark as my soul

far too much eyeliner

*the haircut*

earphones blasting 5SOS

god, those were the days

[therealshadylady-blog]

coming back to school after a 7 week long break and sitting there like a chocolate teapot coz I'm fucking useless

[therealshadylady-blog]

Passive Aggressive PSA

hello, mutuals/people i know in real life! i have more likes and reblogs from absolute fucking strangers than i do from you lot! all T, no shade ❤

@ashisannoyed @whattissthiss @marshmallow-kween @agayinacrowdofgays @allteaallshadeallpinklemonade

[therealshadylady-blog]

on a scale of one to trixie mattel, how lesbian are you?

[therealshadylady-blog]

just watched the trailer for the new slenderman nd lemme just say it's gonna be the least scary movie I've ever seen lmao i see stupidly tall white twats all the time so

[georgehottieson-deactivated2014]

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

[therealshadylady-blog]

@ashisannoyed 😏

[therealshadylady-blog]

petition to cast Declan as Harry's beautiful gay lover singing this to him in Mamma Mia 3 thanks

[therealshadylady-blog]

parents: if you ever do drugs we'll disown you

me:

[sunflowersrcute22]

[ashisannoyed-deactivated2020042]

@ilookspookybutimreallynot @blehlableh we are all emos at heart

[therealshadylady-blog]

I WRITE POSTS NOT TRAGEDIES

[sunflowersrcute22]

@ilookspookybutimreallynot

I feel like you came for me. I don’t know when or where but I feel like you came for me and I feel very attacked

[therealshadylady-blog]

I'll come for you any time you want ❤