[generally]

im fuckin dying 

[carrotssss]

[therealshaneshady]

god i wish i could look the way i want.

pleasepleasestoplookinglikeagirl

[dinobot711]

[skip-class-deactivated20140117]

[westernpowerdistribution]

Music piracy in the ’60s

[wwildfflowers-blog]

SO COOOOL

[therealshaneshady]

Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.

Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.

Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.

Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

[fearlesslygenuine-deactivated20]

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

[antbaena]

[therealshaneshady]

I really want to change my name  Being called Shane is almost as bad as being called my birth name because I've had the nickname when people knew me as a girl. How do you just... pick a name and go?  

[unrealisticlessly]

i want to be really healthy and drink green tea and go to bed early and study really hard and get my life in order but then again i kinda don’t care about anything and i just want to drink coffee all the time and ignore sleep and study whenever i feel like it and let myself fall apart twice a week

[fantasiesfallacies]

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

[taelusive555]

today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

[taelusive555]

all the guys at our table were like “how does she know what a dick look like” and she said

“i’m sixty years old and married and have three kids”

[possiblypossessed-deactivated20]

The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.

[newestvegas]

of course while dealing with art block i can still draw satanic dogs

why not

[fridaclements]

[954mm]

[journalofanobody]

The axe forgets; the tree remembers.

African proverb (via futurepharaohs)

This is a Zimbabwean proverb from the Shona tribe, meaning that a person who harms another or borrows from someone will often forget, but the person who is harmed or borrowed from will always remember.

(via sweetheartpleasestay)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[evilslug]

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

[okayeststepdad]

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

[televisonrulesthenation]

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.