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You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

if we ALL pirate media and we ALL post stupid shit on the internet then future employers can't discriminate on those grounds. communism baby

#shitpost #communism

not to take the mystery and fun out of it or anything but love is really not that deep. it's a biological function to ensure the next generation. thanks for coming to my ted talk

#seriously its just the straights being dramatic again #love #shitpost #ted talk

not to start tie discourse but the half windsor is so much sexier than the full windsor

#tie #how to tie a tie #im not kidding #discourse #shitpost

"if a ton of people all think the same thing they can't be wrong!"

- dragons

- religion

#shitpost #discourse #i guess?

*narrows eyes* i'm starting to find these adhd/add posts a little too relatable for someone who's never been diagnosed with adhd/add

#adhd #add #shitpost

i enjoy brushing my teeth. every day after getting out of the unconscious slab and every day before going back to being the filling of a pie whose crust is soft furnishings i rub my bone rocks with a hole health stick

#shitpost #brushing teeth i guess

if tumblr really is dead then how come every fucking tiktok is just a recreation of a famous tumblr post

#tiktok #shitpost

had a dream where you could attach wheels to crocs to make them roller skate crocs and i will never be the same

#shitpost #dream #crocs

me, walking to school with two types of headache and so stressed you could hook me up to a generator and power all of county durham: i'm thriving

#shitpost

i love the sound my head makes when I bop it with a fork

knock knock knock that's me tapping my silly little head with my fork

next time someone asks me why my voice is so high i'm gonna tell them it's because the church chopped off my balls to keep me singing counter-tenor in the choir

#shitpost #ftm #trans guy #trans man #transmasc

oh, no, i didn't say "sis" as a term of endearment! i said "cis"! i'm mocking you