[SEMI-AUTOMATIC ROLLING BOY]

drav || 26 || i fucked up and made love and peace my whole personality || DID host, sideblogs abound || partner: @hydaelynsanswers

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

[themainspoon]

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, especially if you decide to get up to date with the Manga.

[a-voltage]

Oh my god, you're right.

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[potholefullofsoup]

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

[headspace-hotel]

plant based? as far as I'm concerned, all plants are based

[scathingeyes]

wandering flame

[bobdylanyaoi]

imagine getting sold to a band you aren’t a fan of that would just be so awkward

[qelflinq]

front of shirt: I WAS RAISED UP IN THE SHITTYEST TRAILER PARK AND MY MOM HADA RESTRAINING ORDER

back of shirt: AGAINST MY DAD, THERES GONNA BE GOOD THINGS AND BAD THINGS ABOUT ME

Sleeve1: i was friends with dogs

Sleeve2: i was friends with dogs

[sorreleater]

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”

[sorreleater]

[lvmimis]

sometimes when you like a fictional character too much and they feel too targeted it’s actually irritating bc why was the creator in my business like that

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[kimthemangoguy]

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[byjove]

bitches love my startled effeminate shriek

[at-doodles-daily]

[strayknight]

stop advertising ai character chatbot apps to me. if i want to have a conversation with my favourite fictional characters ill just imagine it. if i want to have a conversation with characters i feel neutral to ill talk to my friend whos been kinning dangan ronpa characters for the past decade and a half.

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[amygdalae]

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends