"Today, salute, mile, serve, deep.

And I am never doing that again." ~ Mostly Avatar & Korra, with a little bit of everything else. Not a spoiler-free blog.

[zog-agent]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Sorry but she’s actually me

[blackdenimjeans2]

Me :(

[nesija]

me to😔

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Absolutely me

[raenchels]

🤝 here we go again guyssss 🤝

[raenchels]

🤝 here we go again guyssss 🤝

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

“i havent said those words since we were their age”

[raenchels]

👩🏽😯 ’04 // ’17 😯👩🏻

[supersexygamergirl]

[sourcedumal]

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

[son-of-drogo]

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

[tumblrrr]

[elergythefox237]

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

[tumblrrr]

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

[itjustgotdarkinhere]

THROW IT ALREADY

[princesstigerbelle]

NYOOM

[stevenscrivello]

Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius…   played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

Yes, that ACME.

Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

ROBOT MONSTER

AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

Fucking plus

Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

[penguinsledder]

Is there even anybody who isn’t chronically tired and making up for one hell of a sleep debt

[vonisv]

When you just washed your hands and there’s no more towels in the bathroom

[make--it--gayer]

come THROUGH grandma

[susiephone]

since pride month is coming up, that also means we’re getting closer to the month when there’ll be 10000 posts reminding us that all the gay pride merch is just a corporate cash-in, that these corporations don’t care about us, that the world isn’t really any better, that none of the pride merch and ads actually mean anything, that it isn’t really progressive, blah blah blah

let me just say

i know. most people on here know. you are not the sole thinking person in a world of sheep. i promise you that the person you’re making all these points to has heard it 100 times 100 ways from 100 other people. we know, tumblr. we know. 

but dammit, one month a year i get rainbow everything, and that’s a breath of fresh air after eleven months of straight nonsense. i LOVE seeing pride everywhere, even if it is just a corporate cash-grab. and it’s not like i can just opt out of this capitalist society, so fuck it, imma buy all the rainbow, pride-themed, gay merch i can get my hands on.

the world is a capitalist hellhole and there is no escape, so we may as well have what fun we can with it while we try and make things better.

happy pride, folks.