Rattleyote Corner

28 Pan they/them/he/him bear || discord: @tullius. || feel free to message me on here, let me know if you prefer discord

[tulliustheroman]

This is a pinned about me NSFW warning post

I'm 28 🇨🇦, and I am a very horny NSFW person, as such IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT FOLLOW, MESSAGE, OR INTERACT WITH ME OR MY BLOG.

AMERICANS: FIX YOUR DAMN COUNTRY!

That aside I'm pansexual, non-binary but masc presenting, and married but we both do this kind of thing and are more than okay with it. I am often horny and am a dom/top

Also kinks and stuff I'm into;

BDSM

Petplay

Hypnosis

CNC (I will let you know now that I value consent super heavily for personal reasons, so for this I prefer to keep it more obvious that it's just RP)

Mpreg/breeding

Cock worship (of mine)

Degradation (me degrading others, if you wanna do this let me know limits and such)

Cumflation

Probably more that I'm forgetting, but yeah this pretty much covers it

And for non kinky stuff I also really like history (mesoamerica, especially Nahuatl stuff), games (war thunder, RuneScape, TES, Fallout, and more), cooking, nature, snakes, cephalopods, cats, dogs, and art (I am a furry after all)

[himejoshi-doll]

[tulliustheroman]

Everyone talks about puppygirls and catgirls, but what of the lizardgirls? Where is the love for the scaley girlies?

[meltymoth]

the fennum

[genericchatter]

bad ending: the farmer sells out to Joja good ending: the farmer restores the community center and Pierre beats up Morris bad ending++: Morris goes to law school and comes back 4 years later as a Monsanto goon and hits the farmer with a killer lawsuit good ending++: same as above but the farmer teams up w/ Marlon and Pierre to disappear him in the mines true ending: the farmer must enter the water purifier even though it’s been established that abigail is immune to radiation

[thedarkbunny]

[creekfiend]

its so awkward when people ask me why i dropped out and i have to be like "inadequate disability support" bc no one wants to hear this. they're always like i thought they had to provide that though isn't it the law? girl you might want to sit down i have some bad news about the litigation-based enforcement of the americans with disabilities act

then if i do say that theyre like, couldnt you sue? well theoretically maybe but not without spending more money than i have and putting myself through absolute hell. so no. no i can't.

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[trash-panda-gorl]

Can’t just leave this in the tags, @the-starboy-symbiont

[thememedaddy]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

have you ever seen a fictional male character that is obviously designed by straight people to be ugly as possible but you KNOW would be extremely popular with gay men???

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Fictional male character: “yeah, i’m not very attractive because i’m big and hairy and i sweat alot haha”

Me and every autistic gay man in the distance:

[roadhogsbigbelly]

YOU KNOW WHAT NAH YOUR RIGHT!

[roadhogsbigbelly]

Happy Pride

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[bebsi-cola]

do people realise that being disabled in a community of other disabled people that you will know someone who was killed or assaulted or abused for being disabled? hell even if you aren't disabled and you just exist in society. my friend's cousin was a little person and got attacked in the street for no fucking reason and died. if you talk to people with disabled family members you'll hear the same sort of stories over and over again. and people are getting way too comfortable these days dismissing ableism as just some sort of rhetoric. like "yeah it's bad optics to say it but-" and go on to say autistic people are really annoying or mobility aids take up too much space or scars really scare them so they should be covered or some other shit like. get a grip. it's not revolutionary or "saying what we're all thinking" by being ableist. that's actually the norm.

[pissmoon]

Catholic church doesnt even allow divorce if domestic violence is involved and vatican city wouldnt exist nowadays without the help of Benito fucking Mussolini and yet theres always some motherfucker being like i hope the next pope is pro gay marriage. I hope I get a house from Santa Claus this year. I hope a horse is going to buy me cheese in the grocery store

[taraxippos]

There is definitely a phenomena where people try SO hard to avoid anthropomorphism they end up looping around into this quasi-religious stance that humans have some essential non-biological quality that sets us apart from other animals. Like being so cautious about how you describe emotion experienced by a nonhuman animal that you go "that animal is not 'happy' it's just demonstrating a response to positive stimuli and receiving chemical reward signals" as if that's not also what human emotion is at the fundamental level.

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[ohgreatblackbunny]

Tags deserved to be seen

[maculategiraffe]

the thing is that every time they invent a new thing that everybody has to be able to do to get along in society, that also involves making some people disabled who weren't before, because they can't do the thing. and they never could do the thing, but it didn't used to be a disability.

driving a car. making a phone call. navigating the internet. getting a mortgage. you know? they keep adding new things that everybody has to be able to do or else there's something wrong with you. well maybe there's something wrong with driving a car. maybe it's a hideous activity. did they ever think of that

[kaijutegu]

Jima knows that if the orange thing is in her cage, she gets food.

So, logically, if she takes the orange thing away from me, so that it stays in her cage, that means more food, right?