They Made Me Pick A Title

Oh hi there.

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[snickeringdragon]

i liked your post so i drew it i hope thats cool

[brisbone]

*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

[wycombewiggins]

How was it?

[brisbone]

You had two bee there

[egberts]

joining the war on joining wars

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how write book?

[cargopantsman]

like that but more

[anais-ninja-bitch]

oh noooooo

[crabanarchy]

The unbearable smollness of bean

[bitchpleasebitchthankyou]

"The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away."

– Pablo Picasso

[importantcatpics]

[quotefeeling]

“If you love a flower, don’t pick it. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.”

— Osho

[fraidythecat]

Drinking Fountain, mixed media zine, 2025

[catilinas]

you should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. what do you mean i have to do it again

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[odinsblog]

In 2012, NASA moved the space shuttle Endeavour through the streets of Los Angeles to the California Science Center.

[polyphonetic]

In 2012, the space shuttle Endeavor escaped its zoo enclosure and run amok through the streets of Los Angeles during a parade. Hundreds were injured and fourteen were killed, and unfortunately NASA had to put Endeavor down

[memeuplift]

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

With he’s friends

[9e978e]

[coffincoitus]

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

[camille-lachenille]

[catasters]