[trashtalk-mp3]

Dubai bling passes the bechdel test because these women only talk about themselves

[ashstfu]

kids these days will never experience the epic highs and lows of bubblewrap popping

[clydeonly-deactivated20230901]

what are the lows of bubblewrap popping

[ashstfu]

when you press it and it deflates without popping

[smaugthemagnificient]

"Töten... tötet Menschen"

Sven you sweet summer child <3

[black-out-marker-deactivated202]

Kleo und Sven

[lets-share-neen]

Okay but Daniel fcking Riffert is the absolute number one iconic dumbass bisexual twink with a heart of gold character I never knew I needed:

Drogenmann - "Der Typ antwortet seit gestern nicht und der Sendungslink geht nicht mehr"

"Wir atmen ein und durch den Mund wieder aus"

OnlyFans Account

Reads Harry Potter

Baywatch Cosplay

"Hey ich warte auch schon 6 Tage auf mein Paket von Zalando jetzt macht euch mal nicht gleich ins Hemd!"

"Ich bin dir nur hinterhergerannt weil ich dachte du hast einen Plan!"

Ist kein Twink sondern ein Twank

Loyal to his friends as hell - they don't deserve him one bit

He's giving his best, got through the Abi and into his dream uni, was so happy about it and no one congratulated him... That made me so sad

[meetmeintheflowers]

BREAKING: Ticketmaster announces it will put remaining Taylor Swift tickets in Wonka bars for five lucky children

[wordfather]

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

[eshacchi]

[thisismycursed3rdblog]

Bullet Train might not be an Oscar film but David Leitch deserves an award for the decision to have Aaron Taylor- Johnson lose more clothes and become more disheveled as the film progressed

[tangybug]

bullet train characters as ... these memes idk

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[rambeaus]

ENCANTO + letterboxd reviews

[tiny--cryptid]

Bruno to that one woman in town

[juliathefacesofevil]

fish want me to fuck women

[blattella]

when i am kissing a woman there are always sea beasts like barnacle ostracod etc. there cheering and celebrating so loudly for me.

[ermingarden]

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

[lopmon]

[obscure-tv-reference]

Just want to state publicly if there are any hill house/bly manor ghosts chilling behind me when I walk through my house you’re all good please don’t make yourself known you’re doing great back there.

Thank you for coming to my dead talk.