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Rule the world through Apathy

Blue Leader

(Rule The world Through Allure)

“Is that too much to ask?”

“No can do, Blue Leader. You got an army to run.”

*Sad Italian Opera*

*sneaks Tom a glass of Smirnoff*

“You are now my favorite person.”

“We replaced all smirnoff in the compound with diet smirnoff ages ago.”

* Gross sobbing *

“Hm, I see this’ll take drastic measures.”

*A shopping trip and replacing certain kinds of soft drinks with their diet version in the compound later*

*hands over genuine bottle of Smirnoff*

“Fuc u Edd”

“I’M JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM DO HIS FUCKING JOB”

oh how the tables have tabled

“VIVE LA REVOLUTION!”

“C’mon Matt, we’re going Leader hunting.”

“FUCK”

*Has a D20 in hand* “Maybe a deception check will fool them.

*Throws the die; lands on 5* ”… okay, maybe I can persuade Edd into calming down and giving up.“

*Throws again. It lands on 1*

”…“

”RUN FASTER!“

“I’m fucked like 50 Shades of Gray.”

“At least this trash is good for sOMETHING, RIGHT TOM”

“I SHALL NOT LOSE THIS TRASH BATTLE!!!”

“Ohhhh you misunderstand. This won’t be a battle.”

“It’ll be a slaughter.”

“MOMMY”

“shit.”

#/I’m not even gonna reply to this it’s perfect #/heidi exposed for weed doings #/exposéd.

Rule the world through Apathy

Blue Leader

(Rule The world Through Allure)

“Is that too much to ask?”

“No can do, Blue Leader. You got an army to run.”

*Sad Italian Opera*

*sneaks Tom a glass of Smirnoff*

“You are now my favorite person.”

“We replaced all smirnoff in the compound with diet smirnoff ages ago.”

* Gross sobbing *

“Hm, I see this’ll take drastic measures.”

*A shopping trip and replacing certain kinds of soft drinks with their diet version in the compound later*

*hands over genuine bottle of Smirnoff*

“Fuc u Edd”

“I’M JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM DO HIS FUCKING JOB”

oh how the tables have tabled

“VIVE LA REVOLUTION!”

“C’mon Matt, we’re going Leader hunting.”

“FUCK”

*Has a D20 in hand* “Maybe a deception check will fool them.

*Throws the die; lands on 5* ”… okay, maybe I can persuade Edd into calming down and giving up.“

*Throws again. It lands on 1*

”…“

”RUN FASTER!“

“I’m fucked like 50 Shades of Gray.”

“At least this trash is good for sOMETHING, RIGHT TOM”

“I SHALL NOT LOSE THIS TRASH BATTLE!!!”

“Ohhhh you misunderstand. This won’t be a battle.”

“It’ll be a slaughter.”

“MOMMY”

#heidi responds #weed #/hdjfJDBSKDBKD #/i love this

“shit.”

ooc

gosh I haven’t replied to any threads in a long ass time. if any of y’all wanna rp or continue an rp then message me inbox

#ooc #/👀💦 good lord this account is inactive

Rule the world through Apathy

Blue Leader

(Rule The world Through Allure)

“Is that too much to ask?”

“No can do, Blue Leader. You got an army to run.”

*Sad Italian Opera*

*sneaks Tom a glass of Smirnoff*

“You are now my favorite person.”

“We replaced all smirnoff in the compound with diet smirnoff ages ago.”

* Gross sobbing *

“Hm, I see this’ll take drastic measures.”

*A shopping trip and replacing certain kinds of soft drinks with their diet version in the compound later*

*hands over genuine bottle of Smirnoff*

“Fuc u Edd”

“I’M JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM DO HIS FUCKING JOB”

oh how the tables have tabled

“VIVE LA REVOLUTION!”

“C’mon Matt, we’re going Leader hunting.”

“FUCK”

*Has a D20 in hand* “Maybe a deception check will fool them.

*Throws the die; lands on 5* ”… okay, maybe I can persuade Edd into calming down and giving up.“

*Throws again. It lands on 1*

”…“

”RUN FASTER!“

“I’m fucked like 50 Shades of Gray.”

“At least this trash is good for sOMETHING, RIGHT TOM”

“I SHALL NOT LOSE THIS TRASH BATTLE!!!”

“Ohhhh you misunderstand. This won’t be a battle.”

“It’ll be a slaughter.”

“MOMMY”

#heidi responds #👀💦

whats up fellow gremlin -h

“Nothing much! What about you?”

“doing great!” she smiled

“That’s nice to hear,” she smiled and then whispered, “"Paulgy.”

heidi pulled out her bong water gun and pressed it against her temples. her face was a light shade of red. “shut.”

Peaches’ face immediately turned into a scared expression, then slowly turned into a smug one then said, “oooh shoot me daddy.”

“maybe I will.”

“I would like to see you try.”

heidi pulled the trigger, piglet.

Peaches whispered, “Take the shot, Mickey.”

#heidi responds #asktheredarmyfirstgrader

“I’m heidi not Mickey you weenie”

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“…oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

he lets out a sigh. “I’m currently stationed here to get more supplies till I found you”

“supplies for what?” she asked, looking up at him

“oh just supplies for a mission that’s all”

“anything specific you need?”

“well” pulls out a list that was given to him. “we need more rounds of ammunition, a couple of explosives, and more food”

she let out a hum. “I might have those.”

“okay then, lead the way”

heidi headed towards a small box labeled “ammunition.” slowly, she opened it to reveal several types of weapon ammunition to him

he goes over to the box before picking a weapon up and checks it. “hmm….perfect”

“there’s explosives in the back, I’m not sure about food though.” she glanced up at him

“that’s okay. I might be going to food stand, if I can find one.”

“sounds like a plan.” she shut the box. “if I may, can I come with you?”

“oh yeah, sure. I kinda get lonely when I’m traveling by myself at times”

“yeah, I get it. I get lonely as well when I’m tasked to do stuff alone.” she put her hands in her pockets

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“…oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

he lets out a sigh. “I’m currently stationed here to get more supplies till I found you”

“supplies for what?” she asked, looking up at him

“oh just supplies for a mission that’s all”

“anything specific you need?”

“well” pulls out a list that was given to him. “we need more rounds of ammunition, a couple of explosives, and more food”

she let out a hum. “I might have those.”

“okay then, lead the way”

heidi headed towards a small box labeled “ammunition.” slowly, she opened it to reveal several types of weapon ammunition to him

he goes over to the box before picking a weapon up and checks it. “hmm….perfect”

“there’s explosives in the back, I’m not sure about food though.” she glanced up at him

“that’s okay. I might be going to food stand, if I can find one.”

“sounds like a plan.” she shut the box. “if I may, can I come with you?”

#[Heidi]#/its late I’ll do replies when I wake up

feministism

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“…oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

he lets out a sigh. “I’m currently stationed here to get more supplies till I found you”

“supplies for what?” she asked, looking up at him

“oh just supplies for a mission that’s all”

“anything specific you need?”

“well” pulls out a list that was given to him. “we need more rounds of ammunition, a couple of explosives, and more food”

she let out a hum. “I might have those.”

“okay then, lead the way”

heidi headed towards a small box labeled “ammunition.” slowly, she opened it to reveal several types of weapon ammunition to him

he goes over to the box before picking a weapon up and checks it. “hmm….perfect”

“there’s explosives in the back, I’m not sure about food though.” she glanced up at him

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“…oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

he lets out a sigh. “I’m currently stationed here to get more supplies till I found you”

“supplies for what?” she asked, looking up at him

“oh just supplies for a mission that’s all”

“anything specific you need?”

“well” pulls out a list that was given to him. “we need more rounds of ammunition, a couple of explosives, and more food”

she let out a hum. “I might have those.”

“okay then, lead the way”

heidi headed towards a small box labeled “ammunition.” slowly, she opened it to reveal several types of weapon ammunition to him

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“…oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

he lets out a sigh. “I’m currently stationed here to get more supplies till I found you”

“supplies for what?” she asked, looking up at him

“oh just supplies for a mission that’s all”

“anything specific you need?”

“well” pulls out a list that was given to him. “we need more rounds of ammunition, a couple of explosives, and more food”

she let out a hum. “I might have those.”

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“…oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

he lets out a sigh. “I’m currently stationed here to get more supplies till I found you”

“supplies for what?” she asked, looking up at him

“oh just supplies for a mission that’s all”

“anything specific you need?”

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“…oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

he lets out a sigh. “I’m currently stationed here to get more supplies till I found you”

“supplies for what?” she asked, looking up at him

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

he then realizes that he’s not in the sky. “oh yeah…..I forgot….I’m not in the sky”

“...oh yeah.” she broke into a sweat. “heh”

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”

looks at her. “yeah, but you have to keep an eye peeled for…CLOUDBERG!”

she jumped and looked around. “WHERE?”

*gently pokes your shoulder before running away*

“WHUH?”

“hehehehehe”

Paul keeps running

“she didn’t even noticed”

heidi turned and noticed him. oh, of course! “hey!” she began running after him. “where are you going?!”

“uh oh” he ran faster.

she kept bolting after him, despite her tiny legs wanting otherwise. “get back here mister eyebrows!!”

looks behind him in surprise. “wow….” kept running but accidentally trips over a rock. “gahh!!!” he then falls.

finally, she caught up to him and stood triumphantly beside him. “ha.”

“okay you got me” he was catching his breathe from running. “what are you gonna do with me?”

she squatted down and gently poked his shoulder. “that”

“huh?” looks confused. “you’re not mad at me?”

“nah, I’m not. you gave me a nice work out.” she smiled down at him

“really?” slowly smiles back. “I did?”

“yeah, you eyebrow beast.” she chuckled.

“hehehehe” he then fully smiles. “you’re welcome”

she held out a hand for him and stood up. “it’s better than just laying under a vehicle 24/7”

he takes it while standing up as well. “well….it’s better than being in a plane watching out for anything that may come. It gets boring after awhile”

“I bet.” she looked up at him. “you can only look at the bright blue sky and clouds for so long until you get bored.”