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hmm. could I? I wonder.

"being a healer is bottom-coded" no the fuck it isn't. I told her my dick hurts and she reached down and did that weird but insanely hot thing where she touches me in a particular way and cadence that coaxes my flesh into being healed. if I run out of stamina she can restore it. any complaint I have she removes the reason for. I'm not sure what this is but it sure as fuck isn't bottoming.

pull-the-thren

Honestly think one of my better relatively normal kink innovations is the bimbo who isn't inherently stupid, she just knows as much as you imply she does.

Are you mansplaining something she wrote her dissertation on? No you aren't; you're the expert in the room and she's hanging on your every word.

Did someone not expect her to get the joke? Her programming picked up on that and it went over her head.

The goal isn't "be as stupid as possible." The goal is make the other party feel interesting, listened to, and in control, like they could wrap you around their finger by acting like you don't see it coming.

pull-the-thren

Related note:

I do not dream of labor. But a job that would be very exciting to me would be one in which I spent my time teaching others to operate this way and to sell them to clients who wanted to keep them as pets. A business that's one part sex doll company, one part school for servants. To make someone into something partway between a standardized product and a hand-crafted piece of engineering - unique as a driftwood carving, but still with the distinctive markings of my knifework. And then to ship them off to their new home, ready to be a forever-servant, living doll, and companion.

hemipenal-system

if you wanna date cosmic horrors from beyond the known cosmos you can! no one can stop you! they wanna date you too!

look how excited she is to see you! she's saying such nice things about how cute and small you are!

pull-the-thren

It's not fair for you to be this much better at this than I am.

It was just a coin flip. "Whoever gets tails has to go out and do our day-to-day life. Whoever gets heads stays home, does housework, and chills." Other than that, you're identical. Every memory, every preference, every little mannerism. It's not really clear if one of us is "the original," but it's clear that we're equivalent. Or, we should be.

Why is it that you come home from a life that ran me ragged with a smile on your face? Why do all our friends say you're doing better than ever, and why am I still in the same slump we were in before our little experiment?

How do you have the energy to molest me like that when we get back? Can you feel the way I envy you when you do? You're in better shape than I am - you've picked up jogging and weights, and I've been perving on... my own body, and what it looks like when you take care of it.

I could try and catch up with you, I guess. But we don't really need more than the one income, the situation would be too complicated to explain to friends and family (plus the equipment we used to do it is super illegal), and when I ask if you're satisfied, you say you're just happy to have such a cutie to come home to. When I ask if you want me to work out with you, you laugh and say you'd be happy for me to join you, but you like the way our body looks a little out of shape.

The part that drives me nuts is I should be able to read you. I should know how you feel about this, how I would feel about this. But I think I'm a little dizzy from your attention, and I've lost track of whether you like this version of me, truly, or whether you've gotten hooked on being the better version of me and knowing how into it I am.

melodies-stereo

religious princess: god created all my subjects to be perverts atheist princess: the material conditions of society have influenced my subjects to be perverts agnostic princess: nobody including myself knows why my subjects are being such perv-- hhey. stop that, p-please....

slygirlboy

pinkcultgirl

cutie two

dykemuzzle

Get ur bigass ears outta the way

cyprozombiegirl

just finished dilating 😇😇😇😇 who wants to feel

dykemuzzle

Sorry, puppy girls aren’t allowed on the couch. No, not even to watch the new Ghost in the Shell.

fertilefloor

feeling very legible today :)

fertilefloor

everyone should speak to me like this more often

glassguillotine

back view 🐇

m0nacrose

Oh wow

otakujp036

(Xユーザーの適当にもほどがある@C107水曜-東マ13bさん: 「https://t.co/UZ7WqeWr7I」 / Xから)

ariane-ashen

Square enix marketing execs floored by rapid surge of sales for Bravely Default: Flying Fairy by the 20-30 queer woman demographic. "Stupid pervert fairy from bravely whatever" becomes top search autofill on the Nintendo eshop

ariane-ashen

This series is a nigh untapped treasure trove for tumblr tgirls btw there's literally bondage on official art. Akihiko yoshida was cooking