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[julesblackthorns]

this seems right

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[emothalia]

percy jackson adaptation where all the kids are the correct ages except for percy jackson who is played by logan lerman wearing this

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April...... why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[blueitalic]

OHMYGODDDDD?????

[spellmannewyork-deactivated2022]

🗣 someone get scully and molder on the line

[milich96]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yuzukyoho]

[panzertron]

[liberal-memes]

[a-book-of-creatures]

This format will never get old

[gahdamnpunk]

So they’re saying 12 months were never necessary in the first place? 🧐

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

unfriendly reminder that they banned queer blood after letting a different deadly pandemic run unchecked, and then blamed it on the victims

[morethanahorsegirl]

if my wife was hysterically explaining her paranoid delusions about paranormal violence in the home to me i would simply remain calm and support her cause she‘s probably right

[morethanahorsegirl]

rip to husbands in horror movies but i‘m different

[theweirdwideweb]

[pochowek]

halo is a very precise and thrifty marksman, having used only 59 bullets throuhgout 11 years

[hollaatkylee]

oh my god this guy just referred to master chief as halo

[pochowek]

who the fuck is master chief

[cultural-hoxhaist-deactivated20]

master chef is a food network show where people compete to win $100,000 as startup money for their own restaurant. not sure what it has to do with call of duty

[soccialcreature]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

[edwardfucks]

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

[edwardfucks]

like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

[edwardfucks]

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"

[edwardfucks]

"Hey Cullen, the blood drive is that way!" "Yeah you gonna go get a snack?"

Edward, folding himself into a locker:

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