inside a fantasy

alex. 26. loves reading and daydreaming. (she/her) APHOBES/EXCLUSIONISTS/TERFS DO NOT INTERACT

[stillgotscars]

the old religion - florence + the machine

[ring2002]

first base is love bombing second base is having sex third base is going no contact & fourth base is having sex again

[withmatchingscars]

sometimes mutuals will put the most aggressively mediocre-looking nothingburger of a man on your dash and you'll have to just scroll on when they're down so horrendously bad for that ugly little guy in their tags and caption. live your truth bestie.

[bedlund]

heated rivalry is great because rachel reid was like “i want to write about sidney crosby getting railed” and the jacob tierney was like “No we’re gonna make a show about love persevering despite toxic masculinity and homophobia in pro sports” and hudson williams was like “the studio has tricked me, langara college trained hudson williams, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted autistic hockey player with an ed and a beautiful mind” and connor storrie was like “i’m in a clown school commercial!”

[julesblackthorns]

helen naurville

[nicolodigenovas]

Eloise Bridgerton lives to dodge marriage another day god bless

[sawxix]

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"

[sawxix]

the past tense implying sex has since been eradicated. the six (6) different synonyms all with 1-3 linked sources. those extensive citations juxtaposed with the extremely vague given definition of "an action performed by two or more people" . it's so fucking good. I could never put together a sentence this funny even if you gave me a full paid year off 2 do it

[dogwoodbite]

[TEXT: Sex - also known as shagging (AUDIO: The Iris Wildthyme Appreciation Society, PROSE: Happy Endings), boffing (PROSE: The Two Jasons), fucking (TV: Combat, Meat), hanky-panky (TV: Kill the Moon) [+], hooking up (PROSE: Rory's Stag), and how's-your-father (AUDIO: Visiting Hours, Serenity, A Photograph To Remember) - was an action performed by two or more people. /END]

[crazykuroneko]

and that's how you treat the helen of troy

[stupiddykehag]

How it feels complaining at you guys

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[rylandsgrace]

Interview with the Vampire (2022 - ) I 1.05

[irinarozanova]

Heated Rivalry Parallels - Feet -> 1x01 | Rookies -> 1x06 | The Cottage

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist

[heathermcnamara]

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

[buddieloustat]

Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander Heated Rivalry | 1x06

[togusso]

Amadeo

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw