✨The Resident Incorrect Quotes ✨

Run by : @boredbookwormgirl

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Conrad : Nic told me I need to start thinking before I act.

Conrad : So, if I beat the shit out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Conrad :(Throwing pebbles at Nic's window)

Nic : You have a phone for a reason,Conrad

(Loud thump against the window)

Nic : Did you just thROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE-

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Dr Bell : This is not the time for your shenanigans

Conrad: It was a single shenanigan !

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Cain : I know I'm a real asset to the team.

Conrad : (mumbling) You're only off by two letters

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Dr Bell : This is not the time for your shenanigans

Conrad: It was a single shenanigan !

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Conrad : I do what I want!

Devon : I'm calling Nic-

Conrad : No wAIT !

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Dr Bell ( To Dr Voss ) : Every talk I have with you people gets more absurd.

Conrad (Walking by) : You say "you people" like you're not part of the family. Well I've got news for you : You're already on the Christmas card.

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Conrad : *taps a rhythm*

Devon : *taps a response*

Dr Bell : Stop that

Devon : Stop what ?

Dr Bell : Stop talking about me in Morse code.

Conrad : Yes , that's what we're doing.In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication , just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*later *

Conrad (to Nic) : That's exactly what we did.

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Conrad (after talking to Nic) : Wow not much could ruin today.

Cain : Hey

Conrad : Oh no I forgot saying that summons him.

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Nic : What's a synonym for catastrophe ?

Mina : Conrad.

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Conrad : You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Nic : You're my award , Conrad.

AJ : You deserve an award for putting up with me, Mina.

Mina : Hell yeah I do , you're a real bitch sometimes

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Conrad : Don't you think this is crazy ?

Nic : what ?

Conrad : My heart is beating so loudly right now

Nic : (blushes) why ?

Conrad : there's a cockroach near your feet

Nic : (jumps to mid-air)

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Conrad : When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible ?

Nic : I keep a list. Its alphabetized.

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Nic : *walks into kitchen* Is something burning ?

Conrad : *leans against counter seductively,smirking* nothing but my desire for you.

Nic : Conrad. The toaster is on fire.

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Conrad : This is my ex-girlfriend Nic.

Nic : You've got to stop introducing me like that.

Conrad : She's my wife.

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Conrad : ( To Nic ) Quick, take my hand.

Nic : ( Grabs his hand ) Now what ?

Conrad : Nothing, I just wanted to hold hands.

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Bell : Hawkins , you're in charge while I'm gone.

Conrad : Alright , I'm your man.

Bell : Keep the others out of trouble.

Conrad : Okay I'm kinda your man.

Bell : And don't do anything stupid.

Conrad : You need another man.