sedona

whatup im sedona im 25 and my bio is still a vine reference from a decade ago (they/them)

[lesbianuhaulindustrialcomplex]

Doesn't sparkle but here's this

THANK YOU @blood-trip-god2 !!!!!!!!

[trawl]

this is making me laugh so hard i feel sick

[arctic-hands]

2 people flew banner at top of Empire State Building

Two people waving a banner were seen at the top of the Empire State Building in New York City Wednesday.

Okay that actually kinda made me smile

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[salamispots]

[sosaysdean]

great

[thememedaddy]

[ovur]

Haven't seen you in my notes lately.. are you mad at me?

[pankendev]

you ever jack off?

what else is there

[crawfishcomic]

Overcompensation

[badassdemonsword]

[redstonedust]

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[3000s]

[3000s]

1 2 3 4 ..... 6

[3000s]

a witch cast a curse and its making me sick

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

they should make a frowny face with three hearts emoji for when you want to convey that even through a very bad mood or tough situation you still feel a wave of affection for the person you are texting

[electricdungeon]

I love it. Infinite possibilities...

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers