livie1507

she/her ace || desi

[ily-a]

Heartstopper 3.03 | Talk

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

and the fact that ilya kisses shane in front of david and yuna. ilya who has just met these people after being outed to them and after years of them believing he is both an asshole and their son's mortal enemy. and he already feels safe enough to kiss shane in front of them. we are good here.

[gokusclit]

How r u a grown woman and u still think bush is unhygienic tbh. Like are u dumb as rocks

[raccoonmilf]

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

[raccoonmilf]

You misunderstand. My father has accidentally been on multiple dates now with multiple guys he was hoping wanted to be friends 😅

[raccoonmilf]

Oh bless him

[stealingpotatoes]

Random question but what's your opinion on Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark from the hunger games?

they make me start frothing at the mouth and punching drywall thanks for asking <3

(links // tip jar!)

[ndnbutch]

sometimes i talk about how awful it was to feel trapped by my daily makeup routine and how i couldn’t leave the house without putting on a full face and it played a major role in the misery of my high school experience because i had to spend so much extra time getting ready in the mornings and that followed me into my early 20s as well and it was hell and it was so incredibly liberating to go through the slow and uncomfortable but ultimately essential process of getting my bare face back and having makeup be an optional accessory instead of a mandatory uniform. and the response always tends to be ah yes of course, because of your trans and your masculine. and it’s like aha so close! actually! I think if I ended up being a feminine cis woman I also still would not deserve even a second of that shit! I think trans women and nonbinary people and every human alive should have the option to leave the house without a single cosmetic product ever touching their face! but thanks for playing!

[cyberpunkpavlichenko]

I’m sorry, but the logic that a rapist “won’t stop” because you’ve warned other people about their behavior so it’s meaningless to warn other people is so stupid. I think potential victims actually have a right to know about predators in their community. Lack of accountability is not an argument against warnings, it’s actually an argument for them.

[gokusclit]

What kind of battles r u guys fighting im so fucking scared rn thank god im a lesbian like actually thank jesus

[diphowell]

Dan's face when Phil said "what do you want it to be called? a dick cup?"

[whatdeweydo]

“and then i dive into my tent before i do something stupid like cry.”

[whatzaisays]

how the ACTUAL FUCK DAN

[simonlewisnt-blog]

what the fuck is the radio show

[andromehdas]

how do they get paid for doing this

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya wakes up in the middle of the night arching hard, horny as hell and just wishing to do a quickie and fall back asleep with his husband in his arms. so he reaches for shane and finds nothing, just empty sheets. and he gets up all groggy and confused looking around for his husband who is nowhere to be found in their room, not even a light from the en suite. so he leaves the bed and starts wandering around their house looking for him. he sees the light on in the office and walks toward it and finds his husband sitting there in his chair wearing only his black boxers and his glasses and ilya’s brain just short circuits “he wants to kill me” ilya thinks and then shane looks up from his laptop to ilya “oh, my love, did i wake you up?” while reaching his hands out for ilya to pull him into his lap “you did, i can’t sleep without you, sweetheart” and shane just snorts “oh my poor husband can’t sleep without his body pillow” shane says while caressing ilya’s arms “the best body pillow. what you doing?” Ilya asks looking to shane’s laptop and to the amount of paper on the desk “oh i forgot to look at some contracts mom sent me and i couldn’t sleep till i sort this out” shane replies kissing ilya’s shoulder “it’s going to take long?” ilya asks pouting while hiding his face in the crock of shane’s neck “i don’t know actually” shane replies and ilya groans “shane i woke up cus i’m horny as hell and wanted to be inside you” he whines “you still can, we can cockwarm while i sort my moms paper and then you can fuck me however you want” shane replies and ilya stand up so quickly he almost fall and shane laughs with how eager his husband is just so he can be inside him. and they do the cockwarming, and they fuck in the office, and one more time in the bedroom and ilya sleeps like a baby completely worn out and tangled up in his husband

[acemoppet]

At some point the Centaurs are on a roadie and they’re all just at a bar somewhere- Shane and Ilya included. Ilya’s talked with a bunch of folks and now is just quietly watching everyone- still vibing, still wants to be there, mind you. He’s sitting next to Shane when all of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see Shane smiling- goofy and large- as he presents a paper ring between his thumb and pointer finger.

“For you,” he says, pink-cheeked and sparkly-eyed as he takes Ilya’s hand. “Can I…?”

Ilya manages to nod, struck silent as Shane’s smile widens and he clumsily, but gently, puts the ring on his finger. It settles in right next to his wedding band as if it had always been there.

“Oh good,” he hears Shane say over the rush of blood in his ears. “I got the size right this time.”

“Good construction Hollzy!” someone- Wyatt maybe?- says.

“Thanks Hayesy, I’ve been practicing.”

Practicing?

“Well, yeah,” Shane says, and Ilya realizes he must have said that out loud. “I needed to make sure it was perfect, after all.”

Given the catcall they get, the way Ilya lunges and kisses him in response might be a little unhinged and over-the-top.

But if Ilya goes off the way Shane smiles and parts his mouth… well. Maybe it’s a proper response after all.

[caliburn-the-sword]

“The only thing I liked about the Supergirl movie is lobo” my brother in Christ YOU are the reason lobo was put in the movie to begin with!!! Because the director and writers didn’t trust you to be interested in women enough to see the movie!!!! And they were RIGHT

[caliburn-the-sword]

I’m not even kidding when I say that I immediately lost like 20 respect points for the coworker I was getting to know when he said this <3

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

[jewelcoatfish]

i think the final nail in the coffin that makes ilya quit smoking for good is this one time he wakes up in the middle of the night to go piss and when he comes back shane wraps himself around him and dives in ilya’s chest and ilya has an existential crisis moment about how much shane needs him and how shane wouldn’t want to make it without him and oh god oh fuck okay he actually needs to live a long and healthy life now otherwise shane would be inconsolable fuck

[penandinkprincess]

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"