Why Exist?

MJ they/them Your simping secrets are safe with me ;) occasional random shit

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Does anyone have a recording of Lady gay approximately form the DC car seat headrest concert yesterday????? It was may favorite from the set and i didn’t get to record it:(

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In the great words of Salvador Dalí “ I don’t do drugs I am drugs”

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food ASMR at 2A.M. just hits different 😩🙌

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Does anyone have that screenshot/clip of mark from the playdough thanksgiving video of him going “I am now mixing colors” *claps two playdough colors together* 

because that is one of the UA clips that makes me feel un-sad, Thanks 🤗 

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The ONLY song left on the Unus Annus spotify 

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I usually have something to do (watch) right now 

at 3pm EST, 12pm PST, 2pm CT, 1pm MT etc. etc.

but you know 😑😐😭

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i just got fucking back stabbed by pink I thought we had something special  :(

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FUCK it happened again im never trusting any pink ever again

[preateristic]

I really hope that someday, unus annus is the subject of a lost media reddit post. This feels like the peak of what they're going for. someone will bring it up, and those who know will share the memory of their favorite video, or how chaotic the first one was, or how heartbreaking the ending was, and so on. people searching for the old merch, knowing mark and ethan were in it but having no definitive proof of it, mark and Ethan watching people only find out about it after. Newcomers wondering where 'EEF' came from, who heehoo is, where did this gif come from, what's with mark being the grinch, when did mark become santa? I just want, someday, for it to be brought up and be hit with a wave of nostalgia that i was part of something bigger than myself

[sodapopfuckingcurtis-deactivate]

A really fucking sad little thing I wrote while listening to sad music

Unus sat in the hourglass with Annus, sighing in defeat. “We failed to stop the clock.”

Annus nodded, glancing down at the ground. “Was there anything we could have done?”

Unus shrugged and looked at Annus, a sad smile on his face. “It’s been a really great year with you, bud. I wouldn’t have wanted to spend it with anyone else but you. You’re my best friend.”

Annus smiled and blinked back tears. He acted all strong and tough, but he couldn’t keep pretending anymore. “And you’re mine, buddy.”

Unus stared at the hourglass, watching the grains of sand running out. “So this is how it ends? This is how we end?”

“I guess so.” Annus wiped his eyes, placing his hand on Unus’s shoulder. “Thank you for the memories.” His heart ached and his lungs gasped for air as the sand came up to his and his friend’s chin.

“Thank you for everything. See you on the other side.” Unus closed his eyes, feeling the sand rise to his bottom lip. “Memento Mori.”

“Unus Annus.” Annus reached into the sand and grabbed Unus’s hand, squeezing it comfortingly while the sand engulfed their entire bodies.

Tags: @wilfcrd @lady-raziel @botanical

I’m so sorry for writing this. 

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who created algebra its got to be one of those Greek bitches, whoever it is were gonna fight it doesn’t matter that they’re dead I’m gonna curb stop their ass.

[bugmoment]

restrained rage moodboard

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my god is it a good day to be bi

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oh

my 

god 

there’s this person in my art class and they have hot voice it’s deeper and they have a slight accent and it’s very light and airy it’s just so beautiful and i haven’t even seen their face or personally met them. I’m such a fucking simp 

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Men are cool and all but have you ever seen women

they are all so beautiful no matter what size ethnicity shape interests hobbies intelligence hair/eye color religion you all look fabulous and should be happy with who you are and what you do and believe these pictures are just a few examples of all the women out there and all of them are beautiful. 

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[normal-horoscopes]

even larger intestine

Longs

Stopnads

Eughsophphagasasas

Dirt Filter

Gaulbladder (contains western Roman empire)

Secret rectum

Ted

Pancreas 3.1.12

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its an Aday I’m in algebra 2 but like who needs algebra like when are we ever going to need to find the cube root of 2x squared times y 

maybe i just don’t understand exponents and rationals 

i should probably pay attention but i  dont really want to 

i also have snacks in my room with me which is also a bad idea 

fuck why did i have to pass the math placement test

apparently number 11 is a tricky one

yeah i just looked at number 11 no fucking way im figuring that out

it’s only 9:43 and im already done with life

i dont understand how im not failing math

fuck we have a quiz due tomorrow and i dont know any of this stuff this isn’t gonna go well

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt 

my lips are really dry 

does anyone have any tips on how to stay focused during online school 

turns out today was a review day for our test how come this all looks new to me 

haha I’m in danger 

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its AP human geography time

when i tell you i hate this class 

but good news i got a lollipop it doesn’t taste good at all but you know its a lollipop so guess its not really good news its more like okay news

but this period has lunch so i get to eat

i am also surprised on how im not failing this class either 

i didn’t do one of the things we’re going over bruh im fucked

i hate this class more than algebra 

we have to do a warm um where we name all the countries in europe and sense when were there so many countries in europe 

I have to finish a 15 page assignment for this class due sunday :(

oop the teacher just said shit ha

she just asked us about our favorite netflix show and there talking about a show i know nothing about but apparently there all team Raf meanwhile im over here saying fullmetal alchemist :(

there are way too many popular people in this class

there is no way there is still 45 minutes left of this class

im ready to just peace out 

you should stream E-girls are ruining my life its a great song by corpse he also has a song on soundcloud called my very real collab with 50 cent it is also fire.

i guess i should pay attention now see ya in art class

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ART TIME

probably my fave class at least for Adays

we have a cute tiny hamster line drawing for a warm up but mine looks large an demonic

“its like bread and butter. YES! It’s like toast it’s good” -my art teacher

my project sucks

how tf are you supposed to draw yarn like wth 

I’ve got M&M’s now 10/10 very tasty

apparently we draw to small

size matters

bagel with cream cheese for lunch yum :)

how does one draw a hairbrush

is that the bite of ‘87

E

i can’t fucking DRAW *tak*

idk what were supposed to be doing im lost

always use a reference never draw without a reference 

be fair or be square

theres still an hour left of school i dont want to be here any more

imma start drawing now

peace ✌

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its an Aday I’m in algebra 2 but like who needs algebra like when are we ever going to need to find the cube root of 2x squared times y 

maybe i just don’t understand exponents and rationals 

i should probably pay attention but i  dont really want to 

i also have snacks in my room with me which is also a bad idea 

fuck why did i have to pass the math placement test

apparently number 11 is a tricky one

yeah i just looked at number 11 no fucking way im figuring that out

it’s only 9:43 and im already done with life

i dont understand how im not failing math

fuck we have a quiz due tomorrow and i dont know any of this stuff this isn’t gonna go well

sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt 

my lips are really dry 

does anyone have any tips on how to stay focused during online school 

turns out today was a review day for our test how come this all looks new to me 

haha I’m in danger 

[theresplentyofalmonds]

its AP human geography time

when i tell you i hate this class 

but good news i got a lollipop it doesn't taste good at all but you know its a lollipop so guess its not really good news its more like okay news

but this period has lunch so i get to eat

i am also surprised on how im not failing this class either 

i didn’t do one of the things we’re going over bruh im fucked

i hate this class more than algebra 

we have to do a warm um where we name all the countries in europe and sense when were there so many countries in europe 

I have to finish a 15 page assignment for this class due sunday :(

oop the teacher just said shit ha

she just asked us about our favorite netflix show and there talking about a show i know nothing about but apparently there all team Raf meanwhile im over here saying fullmetal alchemist :(

there are way too many popular people in this class

there is no way there is still 45 minutes left of this class

im ready to just peace out 

you should stream E-girls are ruining my life its a great song by corpse he also has a song on soundcloud called my very real collab with 50 cent it is also fire.

i guess i should pay attention now see ya in art class