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20s | he/him | likely a reanimated corpse

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[thedragonagelesbian]

Obviously i want to kill ads for all the normal reasons but the increasingly regressive gender politics of the ai generated garbage mobile shovelware makes using tumblr like legit upsetting at times..............

[thedragonagelesbian]

Cant have porn bc Advertisers but heres a woman being viciously murdered in an ad and heres an incarcerated woman having to do survival sex work in an ad and heres a woman being abused by her partner in an ad and heres a cartoonish implied money shot over a literal object-ified woman in an ad andandand

[feldfrog]

Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are Courage. Spine is Courage. Balls are Courage. Toes are Little piggies :)

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[girlstunts]

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[kabaks]

It is so fucking insane they did all that with decrepit evil old man long john silver. He was literally supposed to be blonde

[kabaks]

It’s like bisexual beaming winnie the pooh

[kabaks]

Conceptually this is Black Sails

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[towel-deactivated20260115]

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[softcells]

So real first of all

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[yellow-cat]

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

[thisisdogs]

weird animals run all the time dude

[yellow-cat]

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone