oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

sam he 28 ggow 🪲

[girlnephew]

[floridensis]

in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked

[glubshit]

[mormtastic]

i think the jimmy fallon stan twitter meme is less funny when you’re a tumblr user because that’s just a common archetype of person on here

like this would just be somebody’s jimmy fallon moot on here. no eyes would be batted

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[garaks-padded-cell]

Saw trap where paul williams has to write a song but every time he rhymes frown/down with clown his bell bottoms get a little tighter around the calves

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[pennyroyald]

[voidsparkk]

ive watched this twenty times in the past 15 minutes someone help me

[enki2]

[cryptotheism]

13th century bully: what's that you're reading dweeb? Gayowulf? The faginogion?

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[formlab]

Parallel Metropolis, Yang Yongliang Studio

[dogpuppy]

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[flipchild]

Eating mealworms off a rock, like a 🦎 lizard

When we drink we do it right, like a lizard🦎

[flipchild]

[depsidase]