oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

sam he 28 ggow 🪲

[girlnephew]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

[t4timekeeper]

[0 beers in] i won’t let you bear this darkness alone.

[t4timekeeper]

this post about homoeroticism in the kirby fighters 2 light novel may be breaching its intended audience somewhat

[yvesdot]

I have seen a young lady with her table loaded with volumes loaded of fictitious trash, poring day after day and night after night over highly wrought scenes and skillfully portrayed pictures of romance, until her cheeks grew pale, her eyes became wild and reckless, and her mind wandered and was lost — the light of intelligence passed behind a cloud, and her soul was forever benighted. She was insane, incurably insane from reading novels.

-- an anonymous pastor in 1864, on the greatest threat to young women

[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[leona-florianova]

anatomy of this wind-propelled colonial organism confounds me

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[tomiyeee]

pure unadulterated arapaima!

[creepymutelilbugger]

[coochiejuice-deactivated2014012]

why are yall in hot topic tho

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

shiiiit ho…..to steal……its the steal championships this week….prelims…….hot topic…final round will be at the movie theater……

steal the movie from the screen

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[1five1two]

[lakevida]

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

[eelsabound]

Quite a collection you've got there

When I saw this notification I didn't immediately register you were talking abouty amazing digital monkeys I was like how do you know about my 200-300 business cards

[eelsabound]

SCOOBY DOO TAUGHT ME THAT THE REAL AMAZING DIGITAL MONKEYS WERE

🦧