oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

sam he 28 ggow 🪲

[girlnephew]

[leona-florianova]

anatomy of this wind-propelled colonial organism confounds me

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[tomiyeee]

pure unadulterated arapaima!

[creepymutelilbugger]

[coochiejuice-deactivated2014012]

why are yall in hot topic tho

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

shiiiit ho…..to steal……its the steal championships this week….prelims…….hot topic…final round will be at the movie theater……

steal the movie from the screen

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[1five1two]

[lakevida]

when jimmy fallon dies theyre incorporating his ashes into a ben and jerrys limited time flavor

[eelsabound]

Quite a collection you've got there

When I saw this notification I didn't immediately register you were talking abouty amazing digital monkeys I was like how do you know about my 200-300 business cards

[eelsabound]

SCOOBY DOO TAUGHT ME THAT THE REAL AMAZING DIGITAL MONKEYS WERE

🦧

[eelsabound]

i dont believe you. Those are your digital monkeys. This is your digital circus.

i got an amazing digital surplus

[bunniope]

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

[karvina]

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything