oh you're bingo now huh you fucking pudding boy?

sam he 28 ggow 🪲

[girlnephew]

[kirikomamura]

despite everything the discover feed bsky libs are really, really funny sometimes

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[gaystation4]

[floridensis]

in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked

[glubshit]

[mormtastic]

i think the jimmy fallon stan twitter meme is less funny when you’re a tumblr user because that’s just a common archetype of person on here

like this would just be somebody’s jimmy fallon moot on here. no eyes would be batted

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[garaks-padded-cell]

Saw trap where paul williams has to write a song but every time he rhymes frown/down with clown his bell bottoms get a little tighter around the calves

[lambhooves-deactivated20180128]

[pennyroyald]

[voidsparkk]

ive watched this twenty times in the past 15 minutes someone help me

[enki2]

[cryptotheism]

13th century bully: what's that you're reading dweeb? Gayowulf? The faginogion?

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[formlab]

Parallel Metropolis, Yang Yongliang Studio