Almost Everything

eyy it's Richie! This is a blog about a lot of different things 😂

[biaesthetc]

ways bisexuals communicate

finger guns

thumbs up

peace signs

salutes

“y’all”

[lmaonade]

bass guitar is so sexy. if you play bass you get +50 bonus hot points

[dankmemeuniversity]

[labias]

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

[stanleysletter]

lets talk about his hair :)

[gayeddiek]

the losers club + seven heavenly virtues

[chadams]

[dumbasscorn]

we DESERVED this scene

[tozierbraks]

“I never had any friends later on like the ones i had when i was twelve.”

[bloodbruise]

reblog this post you cowards

[hauntcdhouse]

[richietoaster]

Richie: wow I love Eddie so much he’s the light of my life the peanut butter to my jelly, the-

Eddie: *walks in the room*

Richie:

Richie: look at this nerd

[wordfather]

some sentence prompts 3

“Hey guys, I’m here and I’m ready to bitch.”

“The five stages of grief; denial, anger, bargaining, Seinfeld reruns and acceptance.”

“When Michael sang ‘Smooth Criminal’, he was actually singing about me.”

“Stupid beats boring.”

“You lay a finger on Dr. Dino and I’ll end you.”

“That’s it, I’m ready to go solo.”

“Alright, I’m leaving without you.”

“I shouldn’t have eaten that.” “Why?” “I’m allergic.” “WHAT!?”

“That kid has like, 1000 times more class than me.”

*shouting* “I swear I won’t tell anyone her about the time I saw you *embarrassing thing*”

“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve almost killed someone. 12.”

“Here’s a hint: I’m not telling you.”

“Look, I care about you.” “Really?!”

“You have beautiful eyes.” “Complimenting me won’t distract me from the fire, A.”

“Alright, I’m gonna go cry.”

“Kicking it doesn’t help!”

“You killed Dr. Jones!” “For the last time your Indiana Jones figurine was not alive to begin with! I bought you a new one!” “It wasn’t the same!”

“That’s not what they say!”

“Are you still looking at the moon!?”

“You poor children.“

“Don’t be fooled, I’m the epitome of a mess.“

“Success is more important than human contact and love and hugs and…“ “…is that why you’re crying?”

“If you don’t stop procrastinating I’m going to kick your ass into action.“

“We get it!“

“Hey, I just wanted to check if you’re okay, you’ve been listening to SexyBack on repeat for an hour.“

[katiewrites-deactivated20241107]

Cute OTP One Liners:

1.“I said I’m hungry, not horny. But now that you mention it…”

2.“Date night? Skate night? Same thing.”

3.“Did you or did you not just call me a weenie?”

4.“Kick me in the ding-dong, see what happens.”

5.“Why does this receipt say you ordered 60 chicken mcnuggets?”

6.“Your car reeks like Taco Bell and tears.”

7.“The FLOOR IS LAVA! I WILL SAVE YOU!”

8.“Did it grow two legs and move on its own?”

9.“Thank god you’re not a parent.”

10.“Seriously though…did your mom drop you on your head when you were a baby?”

11.“It’s Mario Kart…chill out.”

12.“I said I bought a dog…I wasn’t asking if you wanted hot dogs.”

13.“You could take me out tonight…or we could sit in our underwear and watch vines?”

14.“Awww, you eat your gummy bears by color!”

15.“Rainbow order…always.”

16.“If I had a choice to kiss you…or to breathe…well, I’d breathe.”

17.“The power’s out. We have two options. Have sex, or I got ‘Back to the Future’ on my laptop.”

18.“You stubbed your toe, you’re not dying.”

19.“Why won’t you let me see your yearbook?!”

20.“Can you explain why there are cheeto crumbs ON EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE?!”

21.“You contact ripped? I guess it’s glasses for you, nerd!”

22.“You ever wish you had a tragic life story so you could get on one of them singing shows?”

23.“Yes, I watch you sleep. No, not in a weird way!”

24.“Don’t you dare say another word.”

25.“Come near me and I swear, I will kill you.”

[wordfather]

Find your dialogue prompt!

A: The first letter of your first name!

B: Your birthday!

A: “Can I help you?”

B: “Be gentle.”

C: “Help me find my scarf!”

D: “What happened to your arm?”

E: “What the hell happened here?!”

F: “How are you feeling?”

G: “Well, this is interesting! Did you know-”

H: “I just thought of a world without puppies and got really sad.”

I: “I love you.”

J: “Please kill me.”

K: “Want to know how I got these scars?”

L: “On go, we’re going to run, okay?”

M: “Help me.”

N: “Did you hear that?”

O: “Kiss me.”

P: “What’s your favorite sin?”

Q: “Does God ever say ‘Oh my God’?”

R: “We’re stuck in a maze!”

S: “So, today I was thinking we should-”

T: “Did you just murder someone?!”

U: “Code Yellow, I repeat code yellow!”

V: “I want to show you something.”

W: “Can we cuddle?”

X: “Do you want to talk about your childhood?”

Y: “Who wants to die today?“

Z: "I am the hero this city needs!”

“Oh, I saw a spider”

“You shouldn’t have had that sixth cup of coffee.”

“Speaking of that, I just got laid.”

“That should be illegal.”

“High School Musical.”

“Speaking of gay, I’m gonna go do some gay stuff right now.”

“Unrealistic.”

“I hope you outlast your relatives.”

“Easy, psycho.”

“I won!”

“I’m confused, as usual.”

“I volunteer as tribute.”

“It’s magic!”

“Dang, I was so close…”

“I have a headache.”

“I love being left alone.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Please, tell me more.”

“Stay quiet!”

“Oh maaaaan, sounds amazing, who can resist!”

“That’s so gay.”

“This is all your fault.”

“Are you okay?”

“No.”

“A badly timed joke?”

“I want to leave.”

“5 more minutes.”

“I’m calling the police!”

“Queue the music.”

“Stop following me!”

“We’re all going to die.”

(if you get something confusing, then try to explain it, BAM, you’re writing)

[dammitallgoodusernamesareta-blog]

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: (throws phone into bag) NOPE!

Person B: What happened?

Person A: Porn add.

Person B: (bursts out laughing) A corn add?

Person A: No, a porn add.

Person B: Corn add.

Person A: No, a porn add... like naked people.

Person B: (bright red face, look of disgust, walks away)

Person A: Holy yams on a stick... They really didn't know. I just ruined a child's innocence.

[cithana]

Imagine your OTP #5

Doctor: we put them on a lot of medication to ease the pain so they’re a bit loopy.

Person B: hi A, how are you feeling?

Person A *giddly*: you remind me of someone…

Person B *holding A’s hand*: really? hah. Your spouse perhaps?

Person A: psh!! I’m not married, if I was, my spouse would be hot and rich. Duh.

Person B *fiddles with wedding ring*: :)) sweetheart