Wear It As A Wormstache

[girlcodehumor]

SO MANY UNNECESSARY STEPS!

[riannafinch]

give ‘em the ol razzle dazzle

[mynewurl]

[dirtiedan]

look at this wild monster

[awwww-cute]

L M SM XSM

[azzventura-deactivated20160719]

As a guy , it just hit me.

[chubby-bunnies]

good.

[radioactivemongoose]

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

[theriddlerthatsings]

 I also have a friend John who flashed hi nut. Except it was on purpose and he called it 'sneak ball'.

[sendmewatermemes]

Has anyone seen putins car being flanked by the police in australia

[concentrated-catalyst]

glorious

[the-family-kenway]

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

[mayboyplanbaby]

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

[hungrylikethewolfie]

barackobama:

you’re welcome.

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

"These are my children."

"They look nothing li—"

"LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE."

[justfuckhimalreadydean]

the last picture just looks like she’s going to beat anyone that says anything about her babies

[presidentmenace]

[sadboyfactory]

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

[feistyfrank]

This man is qualified to fuck me

[maraglen]

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

[writing-myself-sane]

And there ladies and gentlemen are the three sides of Tumblr: nerdy, horny, high

[theconjuringmovie]

[sueslayer]

  This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

[jungwildeandfree]

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[imanerdygirl4life-deactivated20]

[use-the-force-harry]

[sweetskarsgard-deactivated20190]

The new harry potter movie looks great

[poedameroff]

am i doing it right

[yikity-yak]

[atlas-shrugged-it-off-deactivat]

This is real.

[mudwerks]

Time lapse of a dog growing up.

[officialjeffgoldblum]

how many years did you make your dog stand there