Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today
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Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today
if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all
got bad news.
In memory of the fallen
They really did this to him
Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.
So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.
So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.
This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.
Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”
This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:
pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed
they pushed his corpse back out to sea
nevermind post cancelled he's dead again
BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
[ propaganda masterpost]
Which is the best queer media of all time?
South Park
Hazbin Hotel
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
that’s not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel
tumblr's particular hangups around sex, which is to say the ones that present with unique prominence on tumblr and not ones that are truly unique to it, make a lot of sense when you consider that
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
What if you could project any image into anyone’s head at any time? I think I’d send ppl this one
adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
SAY IT WITH ME KIDS (AND ADULTS)
it doesn't need to be perfect, try not to expect it to be
the hypothetical feeling of unfulfillment you're trying to avoid is nothing compared to the shame you'll almost certainly feel if you end up not trying at all
it's easier to pick up from step 1/10 than step 0/10
if you need to get moving and are currently not moving, try moving in an unrelated way. do something else. literally anything else outside of The Thing just don't stay frozen
yes this will happen again, no the solution won't always be the same, no your past experience won't always make it easier. BUT if you can internalize these things at least you might not be as surprised or feel as guilty(!!!) when it happens and THAT can do a lot of heavy lifting
Happy 24-6-01!
I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.
I just call em the Weasler family.
Genius.
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