So, a bit of poking around the Internet led me to wonder something. Has anybody done a study of the distribution of sizes of characters depicted/described in macro content?
And particularly, is there is a spike in characters that are 1 mile tall in places that use imperial/US customary measures, and a spike in characters that are 1 kilometer tall in places that use metric?
In a catastrophic reminder of the importance of proper notation, tragedy struck the Martian macro community when a planned two-top reverse gangbang when the organizing NASA scientists realized that while each of the large participants had written their size as "1", they were not actually compatible, as one was one mile high and the other was one kilometer high.
"It's really unfortunate," said the larger of the two, the obscenely American Paul Buttyan. "While some macro fetishists enjoy size comparison among giants, when it's unexpected it can really ruin your day. I mean, when I stretch out a normal-sized human, fetish porn logic can extend to allowing them not only to survive, but enjoy, the experience, but for them to subsequently be similarly filled by the genitals of a creature 1.6 times smaller than me? It's too much disbelief to suspend."
The other macro participant, Le Gigantique, disagreed. "Mah penísse is, how you say, twaice as large in proportion to mah boday, so I am actually biggére than Monsieur Buttyan in le departmént de schlong," he said in a press release. "But when ah traied to explain this to hiim, he became le confused by all le maths. Ah would expéct nothing less of le man who preféres le quarter-ton borgair to le third-ton borgair because four is larger than three."
Organizers said that once similarly sized participants could be found, the event would be rescheduled. They estimated that this would occur within half a year, but did not specify Earth or Martian units of time.
