i will smash your windows

hi! despite being a rock i have found my way onto this website. was it a mistake? maybe. will i still be on here? yes. (profile from Sunny_18 on picrew)

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go ahead, craft. its minecraft time babey

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i am yours? no i am property of the crow that lands on my roof every morning. get back

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*whips off my comically large disco sunglasses that are disproportionate to my face* "what??"

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the amount of power i feel from simply using keep inventory and being able to teleport to my home through yeeting myself into lava

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the feminine urge to fall in love with the villain.

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YES

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hot take:

if there was a zombie apocalypse, people with nut allergies would be the first to go. no i will not be explaining myself

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"nothing here will make sense and that is a promise i will keep" i say as i post more and more random content to my tumblr

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if you find me picking up rocks on the side of a very tall cliff then throwing them off in a very remorse way don't worry thats just where i work as a rock consultant

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"wow you have nice eyes" i say flirtatiously to the enderman about to break me to pieces