A Real Disaster

Aster, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

[fictionalgod]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[masterrainbowcat]

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[nem23]

[real-language-facts]

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert

[apolladay]

D'y'like t'abbrive?

-y

-No

D'y'like t'abbrive?

y

No

Voting ended onMay 7

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[the-big-mood]

[sameherebro]

Hey free knife!!

[the-big-mood]

[hgedits]

The Artemis II crew naming two previously undiscovered lunar craters (one after Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife).

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[headedoutleft]

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[aesungaia]

In the future they will invent a way to be in bed and in the shower at the same time with no negative repercussions and it will be history's most important invention

[aesungaia]

It's for me

(No shade to this person I just thought it was a really funny thing to say in this specific situation)

[furryprovocateur]

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

[pinyatapix]

read this post and this is all i can ever imagine from it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[slashermask]

by glass_museum on tiktok

pdf of the quoted essay by jeremy waldron

[sandmandaddy69]

[rottytops]