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whaaaaaaat?

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

Basically my thoughts on the “Millennials are Killing X” trend.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I’m going to fucking lose my mind this is peak political cartoon art

[theroritcalhuman]

I have this two classmates (one is a girl and one is a guy and i have a crush to the both of them) and they look cute together even though they just met in our class. They're not in a relationshio tho as we had class for about only four days. They're cute and all. But two transferees messed up the seat plan and now they're very far from each other. And I'm also very far from them (i used to be right behind them). My ship has sunk and I need help. Why does it feel like hell? And why am I shipping the two people whom I have crush with? I hate this.

[this-is-allison]

Everyone’s really a queen at the top of their game. In between takes everyone is so funny and switched on and then they yell action and everyone is able to focus. Everyone is available to talk about the characters. Everyone is available if you have a question about how to raise your kid. 

[prorevenge]

Sometimes the customer is wrong for unrelated reasons.

warning: long story

Due to the well of my friends’ “def not an axe murderer” date recommendations drying up, I have turned to that most sacred of modern relationship institutions: online dating. As a very busy person trying to get it in with other very busy people, I prize honestly and directness above all else when it comes to profile creation. I include full body shots in my photos, try to minimize the use of MySpace angles in selfies, and write at the very top of the summary/caption/profile that I am fat. Not “curvy,” not “thick,” not “lots to love”–I’m f*cking fat. I’m not ashamed of it, but I also known that weight is a dealbreaker for lots of people. I don’t want to waste anyone’s time.

About a year ago I met “Evan” via Tinder. We exchanged friendly messages for a few hours one night and agreed to meet up for drinks the following evening. I waited for a full hour past the designated time, and just as I was getting up to leave, the texts started rolling in.

“I can see you sweating from here.” “How long does it take you to roll out of bed every morning?” “Is there an earthquake or are you just getting up for more pretzels?”

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[theroritcalhuman]

I love thiiis.

[prorevenge]

A woman let her dog shit on the airport floor. So I shit on her plans.

warning: long story

While walking to my gate at LAX, I noticed a woman whose dog was in the middle of doing its business. The woman was loudly face-timing with her back to the dog, so I assumed she didn’t notice. That was likely the thought shared by the gentleman who tried to get her attention.

“Excuse me, miss?” he said, in a polite tone. The woman glared at him. “Your dog,” he sheepishly continued, pointing to the mid-poop pup.

The woman rolled her eyes and went back to face time as the man slinked away, seemingly embarrassed.

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[welele]

[wiselwisel]

[pizzaotter]

wHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

[randomthingsthatilike1]

what kind of finals procrastinating engineering nonsense is this

[sunfortune]

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

[sunfortune]

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4 

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

[jxhn-mulaney]

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

[nycstark]

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

5100/1052 = 4.85

then to change to human terms

80/4.85 = 16.4948

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

[realmemehours]

[theoldbranding]

happy birthday @danielhowell - here’s a very on-brand little birthday edit. enjoy yourself today and every other day of the year. <3

[eugenestudies]

Mood.

[theroritcalhuman]

So much fucking mood. Asjcelkdhxkssk.

[laughoutloud-club]

Wait A Second, Just Think About It

[bellaxiao]

Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t

[daughterofthestars]

More infuriating info:

The boy is autistic

The boy and his father were in a truck

The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed

ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHER’S FIANCE

They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didn’t know there was a child in the truck

They fired “no less than 18 rounds” into the truck

The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.

There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

[genericdubstep]

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or can’t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.

Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

[mojrim]

Every. Fucking. Day.

Hey @fandomsandfeminism

[fandomsandfeminism]

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh fuck

[theroritcalhuman]

What the fuuuuuck!

[blackcrystalsrpg-deactivated202]

Black Crystals Master Post

((Obligatory Advisory Notice: The game contains suggestive material and allusions to sensitive topics. Nothing explicit. Please proceed accordingly))

About

Black Crystals is a lovingly hand drawn JRPG. 

Expected release of the first episode is Fall 2018. (Beta testing to start in Summer 2018)

Story driven with many many characters and deep world history and lore.

Battle system with point and click elements.

Combat system handcrafted with many features.

The Story So Far

Starsio, a mild mannered occasionally sarcastic street performer, finds himself in the stickiest of situations. Starsio was kidnapped off the streets of his home town and brought to the raunchy brothel Paprika where he is forced to become a “performer” . One rainy night, Starsio gathers his courage and wits and plans an escape. He convinces Arthur, an apprehensive and fidgety new found friend, to accompany him. Starsio sets his escape plan in motion with one last song…

Features

1)  Interact and Talk 

Use the environment to your advantage to conclude a conflict without bloodshed (most of the time)… More Info Here!

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2) Skill Potential 

You learn new skills by using existing skills, so your growth is shaped by your playstyle! More Info Here!

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3) Spontaneous Learning 

You learn new skills live in the MIDDLE OF BATTLE. How exciting! 

More Info Here!

4) Jigsaw Chain Coop 

Create a chain between skill jigsaw imprints and unleash awesome combos! 

More Info Here!

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5) State of Mind (SOM)

EMOTIONS MATTER!! More Info Here!

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6) Crystals Skills

Unleash Crystals skills based on your selected Octagon! So many!! More Info Here!

XX) More screenshots!

[memewhore]

[smoalgate]

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

[theroritcalhuman]

i hate it when i suddenly remember a conversation and realize i said something to someone that i think might offend them even though it's worded carefully and i'm just staring blankly like "ғᵤcK!"

[star-cats]

[writing-prompt-s]

Me

[theroritcalhuman]

You: i want to cut my hair

Me, an intellectual: i want to gET PRUNED