The Rose of Darkness

lowkey dramonie zutara and homestuck trash, among other things

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

WHAT TEAM?!

Oliver Wood [to the Gryffindor Quiddich Team] (via incorrect-harry-potter-quotes)

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[nateswinehart]

You gotta have a plan…

[shencomix]

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[setheverman]

when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing oasis - wonderwall

[fancykraken]

an underrated Ragnarok moment imo

Grandmaster: It seems that the criminally seductive lord of thunder has stolen him away–

Thor: seductive GOD of thunder!

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[captainlordauditor]

OMG

[shencomix]

[oaksy-deactivated20180119]

texas confession

i’ve never seen snow irl

[oaksy-deactivated20180119]

i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf

[oaksy-deactivated20180119]

texas confession

i’ve never had a million dollars

[writing-prompt-s]

“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”

[space-and-thyme]

[android1000]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

*slams fist on the table* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR NERD/JOCK DYNAMICS!

[eggil]

Boy do I have good news for you

[crystalleena-deactivated2022101]

OMG I need more of this, it’s adorable

[ofp]

[eudaemaniacal]

oh no what an excellent cat

[glamor-pants-blog]

WHOA CAT DO  YOU HAVE A PERMIT FOR THAT TAILFLUFF

[maddwinter-deactivated20171008]

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

[veneno-kiss]

[rionsuke]

Team Revengers really is the winning team, if for no other reason than the power of friendship. Like Thor’s gunna roll up to earth with a spaceship full of people who love him and meet up with his team like “Hey guys, this is my new friend Valkyrie, and my new friend Korg, and my new friend Miek, and of course you know Heimdal, oh and I found Hulk, too! Its so good to have friends!” meanwhile Tony’s only friend is a teenager and Steve’s been eating rocks in a cave alone for a year. Team Thor all the way.

[rionsuke]

Team Stark on this post: Uhhh excuse you, Tony has tons of friends! The most friends! Like at least 6! but he still deserves so much more bc he’s amazing and a sad bb!! D:

Team Cap on this post: LET STEVE EAT ROCKS