All I Want Is a Foot Rub

Your name is Ashleigh Johnson. You work as a waitress down at a small, but well-known diner, and go to school at a veterinary college. When you aren't at school or work you're usually at home, caring for various animals you have found yourself in possession of. You almost wish you could say you have a normal, uneventful life, but this is not the case. A week with nothing weird happening in your life is odd in itself. (This blog can be NSFW at times) [Current M!A Status: N/A.]

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Baby hyena (by Pasqual Demmenie)

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it’s 5:30 in the morning and i just discovered that the conch animal have eyes and it’s fucking glorious

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the fuck do you know

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Philly Zoo’s First Ever Black-footed Cat Kittens are Thriving!

Philadelphia Zoo’s female Black-footed Cat Aza gave birth to a litter of kittens on April 8, 2014: the first Black-footed Cats ever to be born at the Philadelphia Zoo! Their names are Drogon, Rhaegal, and Viserion. Drogon and Viserion are male and Rhaegal is female.

Learn more at Zooborns.

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I'm gonna steal my neighbors dog.

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I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

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This is all he ever does now.

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thats

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Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

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my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

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bless u

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*Meet our Madagascar ground boa!* She needed some exercise, so she went for a slither around the Aquarium this morning before hours. Watch the video and see even more behind the scenes photos.

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If you’re ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a raspberry

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Deep Sea Angler Fish (Lophiiformes) flashing its lure.

Video: BBC Earth

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when i have a boner 

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Bad Bitches through the ages

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My cat always tilts her head when you eat in front of her

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I have a cavity on one of my top canine teeth.

That means needles.

Ugh.

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there it is the most important moment in sailor moon

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#JUPITER YOU USELESS LESBIAN