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Peter Solarz

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Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.
Translation: America can’t celebrate 100 years of female suffrage until 2065
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yes the buffy sexbot is a gross perversion and deeply crosses a line of decency/autonomy that nobody should argue otherwise. but i love that the first thing spike does is try to give it/her pleasure when it/she wouldnt reasonably feel any
pitt texts: sorry bratmira lives rent free in my head
NEED BRATMIRA ACTUALLY
computa… give me freak Samira. Give me Samira on top making out like crazy. Give me teasing and bratty Samira. Make her bite lips and give hickeys. Make her want to have sex in the car so they’re late to dinner. Make her wild when she’s not at work because that’s what I need her to be… please and thank you!
Mohabbot headcanons pt.1
Contrary to popular belief, she knows how to cook. She never does cause she doesn’t have the time, and relies on frozen meals and protein bars. When Jack comes along she cooks even less cause he asserts he has more free time and meal preps so she can bring her Tupperware to work (the second time he meal prepped she complained and he offered to take a swat gig to spend his time off. She never mentioned it again). (he leaves the baking to her cause it relaxes her)
first date went to embarrassing to super good to being called back to work and Jack refusing to let her come cause she went off shift just one hour before their date. Their first kiss after they started dating was against his car door, and it was. Samira who smashed her lips against his (Parker saw a little smudge of lipstick but said nothing)
First time they spent the night together it was at her apartment. It was also the last time cause it was too impractical for Jack, but he insisted on being there in case she wanted him out at any point. (She didn’t) (they never spent a shared night off parted again)
the first time he met her Amma is the day she comes back from her cruise and larked a flight Miami-Pittsburgh. She’s not impressed by his age but he’s a charmer and Samira is the happiest she’s seen her in her adult life and he completely, reverently adores her and honestly, she was losing hope to see Samira opening up to someone like that
the first time Samira met Jack’s family she’s so nervous she attempts to convince him to break up with her, claiming she’s not likeable enough to be in any in laws good graces. He kisses her forehead and reminds her his siblings already know her, only not in person (she crushed a FaceTime session and wished the floor would swallow her, while his sister squealed and demanded to put Samira ‘finally’ on screen)
the day Robby comes back from his sabbatical, Jack doesn’t feel the need to announce anything. Robby comments on his ring and Jack answers “it was time”. He would scream it from the rooftops but they’re pushing their luck with trying to avoid direct power imbalance situations and becoming the talk of the entire department. He comes back to his apartment and kisses her extra hard cause he hates to keep her a secret as if what they’re doing is wrong
the night Samira finishes her residency and has the next 15 days off is also the day Jack starts his HR mandated PTO. She’s still convinced they made a good job keeping things under the radar but after 10 months it shouldn’t surprise her when Dana hugs her and whispers “so where is that old man taking you?” And Cassie slips a bag into her backpack saying “he better be taking you somewhere sunny cause you’re going to wear that bikini.” (She does) (they went to Hawai’i) (they conceived their twins when she wore that bikini)
starting the pitt & seeing samira mohan was like hearing your favorite song for the first time
Of all the men buffy dated
I love how in beer bad buffy daydreams of saving Parker from vampires and him being thankful and confessing his love for her. As if?! Angel, riley, Parker, none of them like being the damsel in distress and would always prefer to be the hero and save buffy. Spike my princess is the only damsel in distress who would be thankful and immediately declare his undying love for buffy, the hero.
Dark Nebula LDN 1622 and Barnard’s Loop
Credits: Leonardo Julio, Astronomia Pampeana
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It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.
Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.
Shitposting at its finest.
you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.
type of shit dr. j would post too
One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please