[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[thesarahpocalypse]

I WILL FUCKING LAZER YOU WITH MY ALIEN EYEBALLS

[tryppi]

[biohazard-kandi-kid]

Breathe with this for anxiety/stress

[weloveshortvideos]

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

explanation???????? wtf

[yatusabesnectar-deactivated2017]

???????????????????????????????WHAT

[nostalgiasynthversion-deactivat]

don’t fucking play with me this better be a damn toy

[hennyramen-deactivated20200802]

the fuck going on in my city???

[ngiii3-deactivated20181124]

Where the fuck was I?????????????????

[3mcgriddles-deactivated20151029]

It starts now

[iv-fischer]

him: hey :) me: you’re lying

[biohazard-kandi-kid]

Is this about abusive relationships or the debates?

[thesarahpocalypse]

Definitely about the debates

[babygoatsandfriends]

[ersey-deactivated20160721]

@gomenasike

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[daddybearthings]

Sounds about right

[strain]

[biohazard-kandi-kid]

I actually have this playing full blast on my voicemail. @samanthasxicide @thesarahpocalypse hate it.

[thesarahpocalypse]

STOP I HATE THIS ,,

[pixieintrippyland-deactivated20]

[thesarahpocalypse]

That's in the Suicide Forest

[riddlez]

in other news

[slingerapen]

Our city now

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

what’s a god to a nonbeliever

[freshest-tittymilk]

BINCH

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

them: were you searching for porn?

me:

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

the force awakens au where everything is the same except “poe’s interrogation” scene audio is replaced with shrek’s “the muffin man” audio

[generalgingersnaps]

please help me, why is this so hilarious omg

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

I’m going to sign john green’s email up for hundreds of porn sites 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[ugh2-0-deactivated20180606]

why would you do this???

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

because im a 14 year old with a blog and hes one of the richest authors in the united states of america and literally nothing matters literally nothing matters literally NOTHING matters

[luvbey]

When a girl says “first of all” run away, migrate, bc she’s done her research, she has sharpened her winged eyeliner, she’s guna destroy you

[myfairynuffstuff]

[woodmeat]

[tonyhawksunderground2-blog]

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

[woodmeat]

I had beef wit somone