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like inez from betty by taylor swift but with an s • 15 • bi • belgium 🇧🇪 • a remus lupin enthousiast • david bowie is the best

[eucalyptusbrainrot]

i love the idea that the astronomy tower is enchanted so jumpers and clumsy fallers land gently on the ground so i can write regulus pushing james off of it.

[the-great-1989-cheese-disaster]

James: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Peter: I sleep with a knife.

Sirius: Both of you are pathetic.

James: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Sirius: Remus.

[person-4924]

when u see red and green u think of christmas. when i see red and green i think of jegulus. we are not the same.

[propussyslayer]

sirius, gaming: HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE

remus: CAN YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

james: LADS HARRY IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM SHUT THE FUCK UP

harry:

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

[a-great-tragedy]

Your daily reminder that Sirius spent 16 years with Walburga, 12 in wizard jail that I can’t spell, and only 10 with James

[punkmineral-deactivated20130829]

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

[gamecubist]

PAGE 1 OF 184

[pau1y]

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

[mahnkee]

[victoriaringsinyourears]

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

[homebeccer]

[junkiepunkie]

Remus Lupin knowing everyone else’s weak spots and how to tell when their hurt. -when Reggie said to James that no body was perfect, and that losing quidditch was not a big deal because “there are people dying James”, it was Remus who bribed the house elves to send up James’ favorite strawberry milkshake and a plate of golden snitch shaped cookies for Reggie to give him as an apology.

-when the group got a little too comfortable poking fun at Peter’s last relationship and his inability to keep a girlfriend, it was Remus who had snuck out to hogsmead and used the last of his -already abysmal- funds to buy Pete new knitting needles and a pastry from his favourite bakery to leave on his bed for when he woke up.

-when James had tackled Regulus to the ground in excitement after they were given the chance to be in slug club together, it was Remus who told James Lily was looking for him, and promptly nursed Regulus through his panic attack that had come on due to memories of being beaten on the ground by his mother.

-when the gang tried to snoop at Lily’s letter from home after she frowned while reading it, it was Remus who cast the charm that made a first years drink explode and cover the room in glitter to distract the group, and Remus who then whispered to Lily. “She’ll grow out of it Lil, she’s your sister.”

-and it was always Remus who spotted the moments when Sirius’ thoughts began to wonder to the pain of the cruciatus curse that his mother had tortured him with and took him aside to massage his sore limbs while he cried.

But who was there for Remus, who taught him how to cope? Who brewed him tea and told him it would all pass? Who told him that hugs make the bones heal faster, or that chocolate strengthens the weakened? Remus didn’t know if there were enough flowers or boxes of chocolates in the world to repay Madame Pomfrey. After some deliberation he decided he was right, no gift could ever be fitting to repay the true kindness of that nurse. Not in a million lifetimes.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Reblog and/or like to join my army of protecting Regulus Black

[j4m3s-4p0ll0-ch1ld]

Sirius: So you'll go out with me then?

Remus: Hang on, have to make sure my friends like you.

Sirius: But... your friends are my friends?

Peter: He's all right. I think you'd make a cute couple.

Sirius: Uh... thanks?

Lily: Wel, he can be a bit over dramatic tho.

Sirius: Excuse you, Lily, am the perfect level of -

James: You could do better, Rem.

Sirius: JAMES?!??!

[justagirlobsessedwithwizards-de]

my opinions on marauders era ships

wolfstar - literal perfection. would’ve been canon if JKR wasn’t a homophobe. ♾️/10

jily - he fell first and she fell harder. i love this sm. also it’s basically the only canon one here so. 10/10

dorlene - literally my second favorite ship i love them sm! 100/10

jegulus - i really like this one! but i’m also a sucker for the best friends brother trope so i might be biased. oh well. 10/10

marylily - they’re so cute together i’m sobbing! 12/10

jegulily - i don’t personally ship it but all the fanart and skits i’ve seen are so cute! 7/10

rosekiller - i love them sm it’s actually an addiction. 10/10

bartylus - i like this one! but i also really like unrequited bartylus! 8/10

pandalily - screaming bc i’m obsessed with them! they’re so underrated! 100/10

moonwater - no. 0/10 (but i adore platonic moonwater)

quilkiller - i love my toxic gfs! 9/10

nobleflower - they’re so tragic and angsty but also super fluffy at the same time? 10/10

marylene - i actually like them! i obviously prefer dorlene and marylily but they’re cute too! 7/10

[gardenofrunar-deactivated202405]

HELP ME

I am in pain

I just got back from a seven mile hike

With 10kg on my back

RNENNDKSKWKWK

WHAT

THATS AMAZING SJSJSJDKD

GOOD JOB CARIAD YOU DID SO WELL

(I can’t help but I can offer sincere encouragements)

[liggy-not-potter]

“cariad”??? you know welsh????? :0

[gardenofrunar-deactivated202405]

I know the tiniest lil bit

Not a lot 😭

But it’s my mission to learn more

[thesauruswerewolf59]

same omg i literally started learning it on duolingo a few days ago lmao

[siriuslyinlovewithgaywizards-de]

You gave her your sweater (jumper)

It's just polyester (cotton)

But you like her better...

I wish I were Heather (Tonks)

-Sirius You had to keep it in the family didnt you Black

To

Remus I thought I lost you forever so I clug to the last piece of you I had Lupin

[ttroubledwaters]

Ever hear a song someone else is playing and just think "this is so marauders coded" BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU GONNA EXPLAIN YOU HAVE CREATED YOUR OWN LITTLE WORLD BASED OFF THE HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE ABOUT HIS DAD AND 3 BEST FRIENDS.

[ttroubledwaters]

any marauders fan wanna randomly start texting and become the best of friends who do everything together and always talk and never have a single issue ever and fall platonically madly in love together 😝

[siriuslyinlovewithgaywizards-de]

Please 😇😊🥰

[obsessedwith15deadwizards]

pleaseeee message me peoples. i dont even care if we arent mutuals.

[thesauruswerewolf59]

yes pleasee msg me anyone just literally anyone i need someone like this just for the sake of my sanity lol

[starchaserdreams]

Sirius Black incessantly: *to the tune of Jolene* Dorlene, Dorlene, Dorlene, Dorlene

[regulusblqck123]

Regulus: why don’t I remember learning to read?

Sirius: cuz you’ve been reading since you were born.

Regulus: why can’t I remember learning to play the violin?

Sirius: cuz you learnt when you were two.

Regulus: why can’t I remember when I learnt to tie my shoes?

Sirius: cuz you have fucking amnesia.

Regulus: why can I remember a whole opera and book but not when I met James?

Sirius: you need to see a doctor.

Regulus: nah.