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Now we’re reading All the Pretty Horses in AP

#all the pretty horses #cormac mccarthy #john grady #john grady cole #parks and rec

081

Gravity’s Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon)

Drink any time the racism and misogyny are just too much to handle. (Experts only.)

#gravity's rainbow #thomas pynchon #pynchon #postmoderism #postmodern lit #daily hemingway #Tequila Mockingbird #racism #misogyny #someone shoot me in the leg so I don't have to keep reading this dumbass book

080

Gravity’s Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon)

Drink any time there’s Anime Boob Physics, only in prose.

#gravity's rainbow #thomas pynchon #boobs #postmodernism #postmodern lit #lit memes #lit #classic literature #drinking games #daily hemingway #tequila mockingbird

079

Gravity’s Rainbow (Thomas Pynchon)

Any time there’s an entire page without a paragraph break, finish your drink. (One continuous page max! Don’t be stupid!)

#gravity's rainbow #thomas pynchon #fuck me i hate this book #postmodernism #pynchon #lit #lit memes #daily hemingway #hemingway #Tequila Mockingbird #racist bullshit #drinking games

078

Middlemarch (George Eliot)

Drink every time the narrator mentions:

Dorothea’s simple attire

Celia’s “staccato tones”

Rosamond’s hands

Rosamond’s neck (extra sip if compared to bird)

Will’s curly hair

#middlemarch #george eliot #literature #classic literature #classic lit memes #hemingway #Tequila Mockingbird #daily hemingway #dorothea brooke #will ladislaw #rosamond vincy #mary ann evans #lit

077

Middlemarch (George Eliot)

Drink every time Mr Brooke:

finishes a sentence with “you know,” “and that sort of thing,” or “up to a certain point”

name-drops

is wrong

#middlemarch #george eliot #i fucking love this book #drinking game #daily hemingway #Tequila Mockingbird #hemingway #literature #classic literature #classic lit memes #victorian lit #women writers #tolstoy WISHES he had written this book

076

To the Lighthouse (Virginia Woolf)

Drink every time masculinity so fragile

#to the lighthouse #virginia woolf #masculinity so fragile #classic lit memes #daily hemingway #modernist lit #women writers

075

To the Lighthouse (Virginia Woolf)

Drink every time a character submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known.

#virginia woolf #woolf #to the lighthouse #modernism #modernist lit #classic lit #classic lit memes #literature #drinking games #hemingway #daily hemingway #tequila mockingbird #the mortifying ordeal of being known

074

To The Lighthouse (Virginia Woolf)

Drink every time the narrator reminds you that Mrs. Ramsay is (still) doing a domestic task.

#virginia woolf #woolf #to the lighthouse #literature #modern literature #modernists #classic lit memes #lit memes #classic lit #women writers #tequila mockingbird #daily hemingway

073

O Pioneers! (Willa Cather)

Any time Cather characterizes stolen Indigenous land as a barren blank slate that white European settlers were destined to nurture into commercially viable property, finish your drink.

#colonialism #willa cather #american lit #stolen land #o pioneers

072

O Pioneers! (Willa Cather)

Drink every time Alexandra is gay for The Land.

#o pioneers #willa cather #american lit #classic lit memes #daily hemingway #drinking games #tequila mockingbird

071

O Pioneers! (Willa Cather)

Take a shot every time a heterosexual character meets a tragic end.

#i love this lesbian #o pioneers #willa cather #literature #american literature #dead lesbian syndrome meets its match #daily hemingway #drinking games #classic lit memes #tequila mockingbird

070

All the Pretty Horses (Cormac McCarthy)

Any time Rawlins tells John Grady not to do the thing and John Grady does it anyway, finish your drink.

#literature #classic lit memes #classic literature #american lit #american literature #cormac mccarthy #all the pretty horses #western #john grady #yeehaw #hemingway #drinking game #daily hemingway

069 (nice)

All the Pretty Horses (Cormac McCarthy)

Drink any time you have to re-read a section of dialogue to figure out who the fuck said what.

#PROPER NOUNS YO #HAVE YOU TRIED THEM #cormac mccarthy #yaint special #all the pretty horses #literature #classic lit memes #american literature #69 #nice #drinking game #drinking #am reading #am drinking #hemingway #daily hemingway

068

All the Pretty Horses (Cormac McCarthy)

Whenever John Grady gets on a horse and becomes One With the Landscape, finish your drink.

#literature #classic lit memes #cormac mccarthy #all the pretty horses #american lit #hemingway #daily hemingway #the border trilogy #get lit

067

Madame Bovary

Drink every time M. Homais mansplains something.

#madame bovary #flaubert #gustave flaubert #french literature #french lit #classic lit memes #classic literature #drinking games #drinking #hemingway #daily hemingway #tequila mockingbird

baby’s in grad school and reading tons of books again so guess who’s back

#literature #drinking #grad school #drinking games #hemingway #tequila mockingbird

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