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single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.

totallyfubar

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

doesthendnlive

yvngbebe

dead inside but it’s still lit

ripe

fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.

crazyplantguy on ig