The not-so-secret Ramblings of a Fem Hunter

I started hunting about six months ago. These are my journeys.

[tastefullyoffensive]

“I just wanted a video of the cats playing, and then ?!!!??” - Sarah Jorden

[waffleperks]

he’s airbending

[thesecrethunter]

hah spin move biatch

[thesecrethunter]

Or as Vernon Dursley might say:

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m Gay

[whippedcreamtitties23]

I’m A Lesbian

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[daovihi]

I’m bisexual

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[maniacalwalrus-deactivated20160]

i’m trans

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[thesecrethunter]

Hi Gay, A. Lesbian, Bisexual, and Trans. Nice to meet you all. I'm dad

[thesecrethunter]

being stressed is not a free pass to treat the people who care about you like shit. guess what. we're all stressed. just because someone tells you that you hurt them, doesn't mean they are trying to change who you are as a person. maybe they just want you to treat them with respect or something. idk.

[vox]

During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America. 

That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes.

[justbrosthings]

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

IM SCREAMING

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

Stoppppppp

[thesecrethunter]

me, confidently: i totally have my sexuality figured out. for sure.

selena:

me: welp back to square one

[reminds]

[thechristianna321]

Are you on tinder? I am and here is how i make my swiping choices! Share and/or subscribe if you like puppies more than cats (you’d get that joke if you watched the video)

[thesecrethunter]

i don't know why the caption only shows when you click reblog

[thechristianna321]

Are you on tinder? I am and here is how i make my swiping choices! Share and/or subscribe if you like puppies more than cats (you’d get that joke if you watched the video)

[thesecrethunter]

chat with ex who I'm trying to stay friends with and failing

him: *talking about maybe going to a party later thrown by girl from work* and she asked me to come over early to help set up

me:that's cool. you gonna help?

him: idk. depends on when i get off work

blah blah blah: random small talk

*some time later*

me: so is she (party!girl) still dating that one guy?

him: do you know the guy she's dating? did i mention him before *genuine confused voice*

me outloud: yeah a while ago you were talking about him for some reason (which is true, I'm pretty sure)

me in my head: yeah i /totally/ wasn't don't the whole romcom thing to secretly figure out if she invited you over early for /other/ reasons or if she was taken. i could never be that smooth

him: oh okay. yeah they're still together. his name is...

me: *quietly hums smooth criminal*

[thesecrethunter]

when you're sexting with a guy for the first time, and he's just awful at it

[thesecrethunter]

when your legs are sore the next day.... <3

[thesecrethunter]

here’s the thing. I want to find someone who is the petesjams to my carriehopefletcher. or at least the version of them we get to see on the web. cute and cuddly. go on adventures together. burst out in random songs. travel and see the world, or at least every inch of Disney world. and to both get emotional about meeting the same cartoon characters. someone who is a tree. I want to have someone who knows all my secrets and I know all of his. and we never have to worry about being alone, because we know the other will always be there for us because we would love each other so much. but I’m afraid that I will never find a guy that matches me so completely until I figure myself out a bit more first.

[thesecrethunter]

I am at a point in my life when I feel like I should be sharing it with one person, making plans for the future, choosing a place to live, making joint savings accounts. but instead I am eating a pizza at home with my dog on a Friday night.