Dont Touch Me

Ok maybe touch me a little but dont get handsy

[thesensitivepervert]

The sensitive pervert would like to message you

[thesensitivepervert]

In honor of “Free Use Two-Fifty,” President Donald Jhonald Trump is letting any and all citizens have sex with him in his fruity ass ballroom

[thesensitivepervert]

Unfortunately due to an injury (a urethral blockage due to a plastic toy of Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus stuck up in there) I will be unable to join the festivities

[thesensitivepervert]

In honor of “Free Use Two-Fifty,” President Donald Jhonald Trump is letting any and all citizens have sex with him in his fruity ass ballroom

[thesensitivepervert]

Did I make you smile just now

[thesensitivepervert]

Got my tongue out waiting. Juuuuuuuuuuuust waiting for the perfect moment to go BLLLLEEEGGGGHHH and hold my hands out like Dracula and do a perfect Dracula style Scare.

[thesensitivepervert]

If you don’t understand what im goin for here walk int the nearest body of water. Permanently. If you DO understand what I’m goin for here please open the instantmessage tab on tumblr and send me. your situation is no clothes style. An image. For me. Smiles.

[thesensitivepervert]

Got my tongue out waiting. Juuuuuuuuuuuust waiting for the perfect moment to go BLLLLEEEGGGGHHH and hold my hands out like Dracula and do a perfect Dracula style Scare.

[human-pet-they]

[thesensitivepervert]

Strts plessuring myself with my own feet

[qelflinq]

“Lets high five😊 …. With are clitorises🤤 -unknown

[glavilio]

this is what i see anytime i'm in proximity to "nerds gummy clusters"

[fuckedelf]

I blasted a bug off the ceiling with my white hot spludge!

[thesensitivepervert]

[thesensitivepervert]

In order to retain the same experience on this site with the new update, I expect all of you, my loyal followers/slaves, to only ever reblog without comments or additions, so that I may never miss a single notification. I check each and every one.

[thesensitivepervert]

My pververted news sources are telling me they’re adding a man named “Sun Jin Woo” to fortnite

[thesensitivepervert]

I heard the news. it’s not fair. when will i have my holes filled in front of a crowd of hundreds on a college campus

[thesensitivepervert]

One metaphorical way to describe getting shot is to be “filled with holes.” The sensitive pervert did what is known as a “play on words.” You failed to get my joke. You’re my pig now. Send me pictures of yourself in the bathtub with a shower cap on.

[thesensitivepervert]

Wish I was a time traveller like Charlie Kirk so I could travel back and let myself know I was NEVER GOING TO GET THOSE PICTURES I ASKED FOR

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