Thea

I’m a big fan of a lot

[baleful-meat-worm]

there really does come a time in everyones life when they must dig

[dafuq-is-sleep]

Prompt idea where Danny goes back in time and meets Wonder Woman. It could be on Themyscira during the infini-map situation but I’m personally partial to him meeting Diana during the World Wars.

The basics of it is that for whatever reason, one of the speedsters, a random time traveler, a ghost, or because Clockwork needs Danny to learn something there, he sends him into the past and he quickly ends up meeting Wonder Woman and helping her. He decides to stay with her until he’s finished whatever mission Clockwork’s sent him on and she ends up all but adopting him.

She’s teaching him all her sword tricks and how to fight without relying on his powers as much. The end up getting closer and closer and quickly get to the point where Danny starts subconsciously seeing her as a mother figure. To the point where he accidentally calls her mom, to his eternal mortification. Diana takes this all in stride though, secretly happy that her little warrior called her mom.

Things happen and eventually Danny has to go back to his own time period and his actual life. It’s a very tearful goodbye but it ends with Diana giving Danny a golden wreath crown as a moment of her and her mentally promising to find her little warrior again. She’s fairly certain now that he’s going to be born some time in the future. She doesn’t have much to go off of but gods damn it is she going to try!

Cut to some years later and Diana has become one of the founding members of the Justice League. She still has not found her son but she doesn’t say anything to the other members because she honestly can’t be sure if he’s even been born yet. This all is thrown out the window though when one of the JL members bring up reports of this ghost boy in this little town in the middle of nowhere Illinois. She sees a picture of it an yep, that’s her little boy! He’s even wearing the wreath so that mean he’s met her! She can go see him without risk to the timeline!

She practically sprints all the way to Amity only to find that he’s not here? None of the townsfolk know anything but when she starts instead looking for his human persona she isn’t able to find anything. It’s only when she investigates his parents that she hears, holy shit he’s whimpering in the basement!? She bursts in, ready to defend her baby but the scene she come in on is worse than anything she can imagine. There, on an operating table, is her baby boy. Opened like a gods damned high school science class frog! She can see his organs and knows some of them have been removed.

She does her best to sew him back together and hopes to the gods that his healing will be enough to get him to the Watchtower, all the while he’s crying and calling her mom and saying it hurts, when his parents come back into the lab, guns blazing, ready to fight whatever ghost dared to take their specimen. They were not, however, ready for a very angry and protective mama Wonder Woman who’s fully ready to kill at this point.

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[oonightmareoo]

Amity Parkers know that Danny Fenton is nothing to look at.

They've seen the dude eat shit so many times, they're legitimately surprised his chin isn't permanently bruised from how often it hits the ground after he trips. He's the son of the town crazies and there's even rumors that he's cursed or something, since there's been witness accounts of Fenton's eyes glowing green or disappearing in plain view. His entire time in middle and high school was spent being shoved into lockers, put into wedgies, eating the quarterback's underwear - Daniel "Danny" Fenton was not a prize and was honestly the bottom of the barrel for only the truly desperate.

So, explain to them why the fugly nerd managed to pull so hard once he left Amity?

Every other day, there was a new image or clip of Fenton interacting with a Wayne - the cream of the crop, the ideal of ideals, the ones someone could only dream of the chance of being in the same building as - and a headline detailing some new dramatic action the Wayne kid had taken to fight their siblings for Fenton's attention. If it wasn't a Wayne, it was some other famous person - even Superboy, the teen dreamboat, seemed to shoot his shot with Fenton.

Was there something that Amity Parkers were missing? Fenton didn't exactly look all that different from when he'd graduated high school. Why was the world suddenly treating Fenton like... like a diamond in the rough? It didn't make any sense!

Finally, they think in near unison, watching Fenton bite dust on live television, maybe the world will finally realize that they'd been irrationally attracted to a loser.

Instead, they watch as the world collectively is endeared by how clumsy Danny is and isn't that cute? A little flaw for what is otherwise a perfect person.

Amity Park is baffled.

[oonightmareoo]

Danny is Bruce’s clone.

Hold on now, hear me out, I get that it’s been done before (but really, can you have too much of a good thing? In fanfics?) but just… give me a second to get to the point of this prompt.

Danny is Bruce’s clone. He wasn’t created to kill Bruce or take over his life or because of Batman or what-have-you, but simply because his creator thought Bruce was pretty. Not in an “I want to get him in my bed” pretty, but an “I want to display him in my house” pretty. Danny’s creator took one look at Brucie Wayne, just before adopting Dick Grayson, and went “he would look lovely in my front room.” They’d intended to create a child with Bruce, but every attempt failed. So, they took drastic measures instead, and, just as rumors of The Batman and Robin Dynamic Duo began being verified as truth, a baby was taken from a cloning pod.

The baby was an ugly little thing, so the creator was very hands off and awaiting the day they could begin grooming the boy into the perfect little centerpiece.

Somehow, in some way, the Fenton’s get ahold of Danny. Which really just ruined the creator’s whole side project, but if mind-controlling was on the table, then mind-wiping was surely available. Now, if only they could find their pretty vase, wherever he might be…

Oh. There he is. And just as pretty as they were imagining.

Meanwhile, Danny is getting creeped out by this person who randomly shows up one day and starts staring at him. Just what he needed, another Fruitloop. Well, might as well ignore them like he does all his other problems.

Hold on, he’s adopted? And shares DNA with who again?? That means Bruce Wayne is his bio-dad, right?

So Danny goes to meet his bio-dad, just to say he has… and the creepy person just. Follows. Everywhere Danny looks, he seems to be meeting that stranger’s eyes again. And it’s like, kinda weird? Like, moreso than being followed by a creepy person is weird - there seem to be various non-lethal traps trying to cage him but they’re, like, stupidly easy to escape. It’s like whoever is trying to capture him is unaware of Danny being Phantom, but who in the world wants to capture just Danny Fenton? He’s 15, average, boring, and broke af, so like? What would even be the point of capturing normal human Danny?

Danny goes to meet Bruce and, just as they lock eyes and Bruce has a moment of “holy shit that kid couldn’t look more like a child me if he tried, who the hell did I knock up 15 years ago” and Danny is like “yep, that’s obviously my dad”, someone comes up from behind Danny and knocks him out with drugs.

They’re in a public place. Neither Bruce nor Danny can reveal themselves. Danny is forced to inhale the chloroform-or-whatever-drug-of-your-choosing, is knocked out, and then taken to another location where he wakes up with a pretty new collar, that blocks Danny’s access to his ghost half, and the creep staring at him waking up.

Bruce drives himself up the wall trying to find the kid that was clearly his, lost like sand within his grasp.

[stopgettingintotrouble]

I don't speak English, I use a translator.

I wanted to post this before I left, but I forgot

So, it always seemed strange to me that in Demon Twins au, Danny, when captured by the GIW, doesn't try to escape by any means available

Okay, maybe at first he would have considered the murder unjustified, but when your options start running out, don't you start thinking about other possibilities?

After all, a child who grew up in the League of Assassins must have at least gray morals

I think at some point he must have thought, "Damn, I've killed for less!"

And I will remind you that in the GIW he is literally subjected to torture

[trafichat]

I kinda really want this now. Just Danny going full SCP containment breach on the GIW to avoid vivisection. A duel perspective thing would be nice for the time during Danny's escape. The first POV being, of course, Danny, where he's panicking and fruitlessly trying to escape without killing, and then he sees the table the GIW wants to put him on, so his mind finally slips into cold assassin mode as his emotions are dulled and his face goes blank. And the other POV would be a GIW scientist who was here to observe but will now quit if she survives today

[sakuravalenp]

The great adoption tournament - DC X DP prompt

Lately I'm having ideas before going to sleep... Another midnight prompt:

Jason thought it was funny.

He had been seeing this flyers everywhere about this tournament to win the right to adopt the prince of this place called the infinite realms, not realizing very few people seem to be able to see them. It was clearly some kind of joke, or maybe a reference for a new movie/game he hadn't heard of. So course Jason took a pen and wrote on one of them that Bruce Wayne was participating.

He thought it was funny. He still thinks it is, having the adoption addict in an adoption tournament it's funny! But he can admit, that the tournament being real, and very magical, make things a little complicated.

-_-_-_-

Danny will still be a ghostling for a long time, and elder ghosts in general have decided it would be healthy for him and Ellie to have an appropriate guardian, now that the prince and his mirrorborn were forced to leave their home dimension. Danny has met a lot of people he trusts at this point, and isn't so sure about choosing, or if he even wants any of these people as guardians. Look, he knows they're technically neons old, but a lot of them feel like peers, or older siblings, definitely not guardians. So. After a lot of whining from literally every ghost that was even a year older than him, Danny set up an adoption tournament to get them off his back. He'll surely be able to make up his mind by the time the tournament is done.

Why is a random human being appointed by a revenant for the tournament? Eh, whatever, if they want to try their luck, why not let them? Frostbite had said it would be good if his guardian was at least somewhat connected with humanity. He'll point to this guy as proof he's trying to find someone that meets that requirement.

[ghosttea13]

Started watching Jacksepticeye's playthrough of the new Resident Evil, and I don't know who's more in love with Leon, me or Sean.

[therealjacksepticeye]

YOU THINK YOU CAN MATCH MY SHEER LUST FOR LEON? THE VERY THOUGHT

[wreniriis]

Happy 9th anniversary Resident Evil 7

[fanfic-prompts-from-the-depths]

Danny Phantom Prompt - Migratory Mers

When Elle comes for a visit and watches a documentary about the North Atlantic right whale, she decides that she is going to join them on their migration to protect them from ship collisions and fishing debris, since those are the two biggest threats to their species. She invites Danny to come with her because they haven't had an adventure together in a while. Danny shrugs and thinks ‘Why not?’ School is out for the summer and the ghosts have been behaving.

So they join the whales. And Elle shows Danny the joys of altering forms for different environments. By the time the whales pass by their starting point, two black, white, and glowing green mers join their pod.

It's awesome. They tear up fishing nets that are left behind and disintegrate plastic waste in the way. They pick off barnacles and other pests that the suckerfish can't reach. They use their powers to gently rock the waves around incoming ships, thereby giving the pod enough time to pass. They not so gently glitch out computers and radar on poachers’ ships.

They also hold onto fins and ride the currents. They play with the calves and juveniles. They nap on their backs. They fully immerse themselves into the pod.

Over time, they even begin to understand the language. Ghosts can understand every language, and Danny and Elle take great pleasure in communicating with a series of clicking, crooning, and singing.

Whale-watching parties pick up on the mers rather quickly, and it isn't long before the whole world knows about them too. The internet is having a field day.

-

(Multiple DP x DC crossover options to follow for those interested)

[onlytibki]

Most ghosts refer to Clockwork only in hushed whispers—not prayers, because you don’t pray to an unmeddling god, but respectfully nonetheless because he is always Watching

Meanwhile Danny, every once in a while, glances over his shoulder into the camera and goes “Do you see this shit??”

[apatheticsunday]

Google Searches to Put You on a Watchlist

AKA "Homeless-Danny-in-Gotham trope but he doesn't realize the Gotham Public Library is not as secure as Tucker's network. The Batfam are... concerned about Danny's search history." DPxDC prompt idea.

Okay, so I keep seeing tropes where Danny gets stuck in Gotham for whatever reason - Clockwork shenanigans, portal accidents, dimensional travel, etc - and immediately finds the Gotham Public Library. Which is great. But I give you this: Danny's best friend has an internet network more private than the Fortress of Solitude. Danny, Sam, and Tucker have practically admitted to war crimes via Tucker's secure line. So, it doesn't really cross Danny's mind that using the public internet at the library would be traceable.

Thus Barbara Gordon, otherwise known as Oracle, comes across several strange inquires during her periodical browser history checks.

Guest user: where is got ham

Guest user: where is gottham city

Guest user: gotham city nj to amity park il

Guest user: amity park il

Guest user: Link selected: r/AskReddit/missing-cities-in-america

Guest user: Link selected: r/AskReddit/What-To-Do-When-Flash-Changes-The-Timeline-And-My-City-No-Longer-Exists

Guest user: who is flash superhero

Guest user: Link selected: Wikipedia/Justice-League

Guest user: how to contact justice league about possible dimensional travel??

Guest user: how to undo dimensional travel diy wiki how

So... that's kind of suspicious. Barbara checks the cameras to find a black-haired and blue-eyed kid sitting at the computer that matches the IP address for the Google search history. Then rewinds the cameras, from the time the kid sat at the computer to the time to when he came in the library entrance; she picks through city surveillance footage until she sees the kid falling face-first through a Lazarus-green portal into an alley.

Welp.

(Cue the batkids frantically paging through Batman's thick binder of "What-If" scenarios, trying to find the "Dimensional Travelling" section before Bruce's adoption senses start tingling.)

[eternal-watcher]

DPxDC prompt

Constantine hears a knock on the door of the house of mystery. This is already strange, but made even stranger by the fact that the house isn’t supposed to be in the material plane at the moment.

He cautiously opens the door, expecting some demon, god, or some other dangerous entity, but he instead finds what appears to be a scrawny human teenager begging for help.

Of course appearances can be deceiving so he keeps his guard up, but still he decides to hear the kid out. It’s almost certainly a trick, but on the slim chance this is real he couldn’t just turn the kid away.

Anyway the kid seems to want help getting out of some magical contract or obligation? Something about trial by combat and… “BLOODY HELL Kid is that the ring of Rage?!”

Basically, Danny does not want to become the ghost king, he doesn’t want to lead or deal with any royal pagentry. And after hearing about John, he figures that if there was anyone who could help it would probably be John Constantine. And even if he can’t the Hellblazer is at least a good place to start. (And the Observants absolutely despise the man, which in Danny’s eyes is a glowing recommendation)

[jaybirbie]

DpxDc prompt Deadserious

Damian carried 2 swords. The first was gifted to him by his mother and was the only one he was ever seen using.

The second was also a gift, a beautiful sword made of ice with a green shine. The blade is able to take upon almost any foe, able to cut through titanium or any manner of creature.

The sword was gifted to him just before his arrival in Gotham by his beloved betrothed Prince Daniel Phantom of the Infinite Realms. They had trained alongside each other since they could walk.

Daniel had crafted Damian the sword to keep him safe! It would always remain by his side and return to him unless he willingly gave it up.

So there was no way he was letting the Justice League take it from him even if they could, just because Constantine and Zantana claimed it was too dangerous for the hands of a teenager.

But what was he supposed to do? Just let Darkseid kill them all?