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[magneticflower]

Jesper: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.

Kaz: [cracking his knuckles]

Kaz: Manslaughter it is.

[wraith--2]

Incorrect soc qoutes

Kaz:Okay so you killed the inferni and jesper had the heart render

Inej:yeah, who did you deal with?

Kaz:the darkling(casually)

Inej:the darkling?!

Kaz:yeah...

Inej:how did you survive?

Kaz:I used the smoke bomb Wylan made

Inej:.... You used a SMOKE BOMB to survive the darkling?

Kaz:yeah..

Inej:saints

[jennyo-thewoods]

Jesper: What happens when you die?

Inej: You go to heaven.

Jesper: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?

[magneticflower]

Inej: Don't worry— I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve!

Wylan: I think you mean tricks.

Kaz: She does not.

Inej, pulling three knives out of her sleeve: I do not. Kaz is the one with the tricks up his sleeve. And knives. He has those too.

[ilovesadiesink]

<six of crows as b99 quotes3

Jesper: So, Kaz I have some news

Kaz: What happened

Jesper: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the crows club

Kaz: You burned down the crows club??

Jesper: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[pinkestpeony]

wylan: thanks, dad.

the crows:

wylan: why’s everyone staring at me?

nina: you just called kaz dad. you said “thanks, dad.”

[mercury-way-cryptic]

Kaz: you know, you’re like a fun vampire

Matthias:

Kaz: except you don’t suck blood

Kaz: you just suck

[thephantasmagorist]

Kaz: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Inej: Oh darling, you're my reward <3 Jesper: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Wylan: Yeah I do babe, because sometimes your a real pain in my ass <3

[thephantasmagorist]

Matthias: I'm pretty sure that's illegal demjin Kaz: And I'm pretty sure I'm a criminal Matthias

[wylans-flute]

[gunshot]

Jesper: So sorry, new ringtone.

[qramatis]

*while getting arrested*

Jesper: I can't believe we got caught, MY LIFE IS OVER

Also Jesper: *posing while taking photos*

Kaz: When did this become Vogue: Behind Bars?

[call-me-sunpaw]

[the-guild-codex-and-other-things]

Six of Crows Incorrect Quotes Generator 3

Inej: Why are you drinking? Jesper: I drink when I'm depressed. Inej: But you're always drinking? Jesper: *smug grin* _____ *Jesper is crying after a breakup* Inej: There there, Jesper. Jesper, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Inej: Great question— _____ Nina: You might not know this, Kaz, but I am a flawed person. Kaz: I do know that. _____ Nina, looking at the crew: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster. _____ Nina: Are you trying to give me an aneurysm? Inej: Pretty sure we all are. Matthias: I wasn't. Kaz: I was. Wylan: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration. Jesper: I just cause aneurysms naturally. _____ Jesper: Hi, I'm Jesper, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it. _____ Nina: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Matthias: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you for waffles. It’s 2am! Nina: Mean.

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

kaz in his chapters: im so good at planning. pekka rollins makes me so angy. oh lookie inej. i quite like inej