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[etc-source4]

i miss lauki so much. do we think they’ll hold hands again in season 4 or is that wishful thinking

[etc-source4]

i hope in season 4 bellarcy fuck nasty and lauki hold each others gaze for 5 seconds longer than socially acceptable

[manawari]

Nobody:

Doom Breaker couples:

[qramatis]

JON M CHU!!! UNDOOM MY YURI!!!

[theaftersundown]

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

[her-stars]

I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠

[promptsforthestrugglingauthor]

Writing Prompt #2885

"I want to love you."

"Well that isn't good enough! I want to actually be loved. Not held at arm's length until you decide that you've figured it out."

[qramatis]

KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ GHAFA IS THAT YOU????

[ormymarius]

Persephone was so real when she suggested that Hades be a father figure to Seraphim bc that man has daddy issues

[qramatis]

One-sided radiostatic has me on chokehold.

[sandraharissa]

Rosie is the funniest person in the whole of hell for being the only one who's aware that Alastor is ace and refusing to tell him.

[pani-artz]

Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

[writing-prompt-s]

You die in a freak accident and watch your funeral as a spirit. You’re shocked to see who comes to pay their last respects to you.

[qramatis]

I breathe in and out angrily, non-existent veins popping in my head.

"WHAT IS THAT BITCH DOING HERE?" I bellow, I turn and look towards the Grim Reaper who shrugs.

"I got no idea man." He says, scratching his head in confusion himself.

"GET HER OUT OF HERE!" I tell my mother even though she's to busy drowning herself in tears. From within my earshot, I hear my best friends whispering to themselves.

"I mean, this is a new low, even for her." They say and I can't yell at them that it isn't my choice.

I scowl and turn towards the uninvited guest in horror as she gives a speech at my funeral.

"I will haunt you for life... Umbridge."

[writing-prompt-s]

Wizards are not naturally immortal, in fact creating their own form of immortality is their graduate thesis.

[qramatis]

"But professorrrr," I whined as I balanced my chair on two legs with my feet over the desk,"What if we can't come up with anything original?"

My Magical Theory Professor chuckled,"Well then, you're never graduating then." I pouted and landed my chair down on four feet.

"But they say that everything under the sun has been done." I countered with a frown.

Professor Bilko wagged his finger towards the sky and stars surrounded the room,"Then go to another galaxy."

"This is so unfair!" I groaned again,"I just wanna do Magic outside the academy."

"Not without a license you can't." My grouchy seatmate grumbled, raising his head from his arms that used to fall asleep.

"Duh," I rolled my eyes at him,"Which is why I need to graduateee."

[writing-prompt-s]

You go into battle with a powerful sword enchanted to only cut those who are evil. So imagine your surprise when after striking the most vile demon known to man that not even a scratch was made.

[qramatis]

'Finally!' I had thought,'Good riddance to this one and a night out with the pals.' As soon as the sword pierced the skin, I knew that something was wrong.

The sword passed through the Demon like he wasn't even there. Instead, I was knocked over my balance and the sword stuck into the mud alongside me.

I gaped at the gigantic thing with red horns as it raised its club over its head. "Wait!" I pleaded.

I barely barrelled out of the way as the club collided with the mud with a THUD!

"TIME OUT!" I yelled while holding my hands in a T position. This wasn't looking too good for me, I was still on the ground and the Red Demon had swung the club over his shoulder again.

He blinked once, and then twice. "Time.... out?" He asked, not comprehending my words. My head rapidly nodded as I helped myself to my feet.

"Yeah yeah." I told him while dusting my hands,"Are you evil?" I asked the demon. In hindsight, that wasn't a question even meant to be asked to a demon of all things. But there were always gonna be exceptions.

"What now?" The Demon asked,"Me? Evil? You're the one who's evil!" He pointed at me accusingly. "You and your human buddies stole my sheep!"

I groaned and rubbed my face with my palm. "That wasn't me and also: I'm gonna go and burn some 'disturbed' landlord's house down."

[writing-prompt-s]

You are perfectly immortal. You can’t age, you can’t get any wounds, you can survive anything, and even if the universe were to end you are immediately taken to another universe. Not because you are demi-god or a wizard, but because the god of death’s daughter is in love with you.

[qramatis]

Dead's smile from earlier was completely wiped out from his face and his lower eyelid was twitching. He grabbed the nearest raven in a chokehold and bellowed: "WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?"

Choked caws escaped the raven which promptly went up in flames. Rising from his throne, Dead summoned his staff in his hand and descended the flight of stairs.

"Now...." He smiled in a sweetly wicked kind of way,"How did you die?" I looked around the courtroom, all sorts of weird creatures were looking down on me, frowning.

"I jumped into a volcano, Mr Dead, sir." I said, feeling sweat gather at the back of my neck. Dead accusingly looked at a figure behind me, I turned and saw Death standing there.

"A volcano, she says" Dead repeated, raising an unimpressed eyebrow at Death. Death started to squirm under Dead's glare but made no justification.

"It has been a while since I looked at the Black list." Death murmured slightly.

"YOU FOOL!" Dead snapped,"I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT MEMORIZED AFTER YOU INCORRECTLY TOOK THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!"

[qramatis]

Rosie and Alastor definitely know the whole business of the Pentagram. Like imagine, before Alastor's disappearance, they would sit down for tea everywhere weekend and discuss tea.

Like Alastor telling how he rejected Vox's offer to join the Vees, and Rosie going 'that's some hot tea'. And Alastor picking up on that phrase.

[qramatis]

Yknow what's a funny situation? Being a rich gay all-powerful overlord, only to be in love with your asexual rival

[qramatis]

Some stranger: You're such a good person Wylan, I bet your dad is proud of you

Wylan: I'm sure he's looking up at me and glaring

Stranger: Up?

Wylan without skipping a beat: Sometimes at night when I'm restless, I imagine him rolling in his grave at my actions and I feel a lot better.