sharks r cool

[Independent sharky lake spirit OC | RP Blog written by Voss | Sideblog to VossianBlur]

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[maitide]

theres a bunch of people in my contacts here i just straight up dont know

[thesharkshack]

the better question is who r u?

[thesharkshack]

theres an unusual number of refs to things i dont recognize 2day.......... i thought i picked carefully 2 AVOID knowing about human culture wtf

[thesharkshack]

nobodyslyre​:

Yeah well the Atlantic ocean herself just talked to me and said you’re a weenie so where are we now?

>:/

[maitide]

I don’t think the earth is round. I think that doesn’t make any sense.

[maitide]

If the earth was round all the water would fall off of it because water falls DOWN.

[maitide]

I know you guys are only ignoring this because you can’t handle the facts.

[thesharkshack]

the pacific ocean themself told me its round n i trust them more than any1 on that

[maitide]

It’s like every single day I wake up and I just see a fucking bird, y’know?

[thesharkshack]

nobodyslyre​:

@thesharkshack @thesharkshack @thesharkshack

TIBBY IT IS FORBIDDEN.

whos gonna stop me

[maitide]

Dude, nobody should be defecating, gross!

[kellsxbells]

@thesharkshack @thesharkshack @thesharkshack

Do you hear? It is forbidden!

[thesharkshack]

whatever the shitting is mostly metaphorical nyway

[thesharkshack]

kellsxbells​:

…I feel that any amount of pants-defecating is not something I would want to witness.

dont knock it till u tried it its p funny

[kellsxbells]

October draws to a close, and the moon waxes each night. Samhain approaches.

Do you all have any exciting plans for the holiday?

[thesharkshack]

finding the minimum effort it takes to make a human shit their pants in fear

[maitide]

Tibby comes back and I give him a little kiss right on his forehead, and he instantly loses it because he’s allergic.

[thesharkshack]

affection induced hives r no laughing matter

[thesharkshack]

nobodyslyre​:

No, but I also don’t think I have the means to fry things, necessarily.

if u get the chance u might want to try. it makes the texture different

[maitide]

I think that from the bottom of my heart I don’t like eating birds.

[thesharkshack]

have u tried fried bird

[thesharkshack]

where does your power lie?

the legs

you are rooted. you know where you want to go. your strength is in your resolve, your determination. your power is running, dancing, resolute, trudging. your strength can weather storms and climb mountains. you cannot be moved unless you choose to, but if you so choose, you cannot be stopped.

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[maitide]

@pinkdyno​ @thesharkshack​

[thesharkshack]

ALIAS / NAME: voss! now in real life too!!

BIRTHDAY: august 31st

ZODIAC: virgo

HEIGHT: 5′2

HOBBIES: acquiring new hobbies is my hobby. my most consistent hobbies are watching youtube, doing art stuff, and rp. my most recent excursions include singing, bracelet weaving, and woodworking.

FAVORITE COLOR: I’ve got red days and purple days, but probably purple more often.

FAVORITE BOOK: it’s been a billion years since I read a book.... I used to love the lightning thief but it’s been so long. animal anatomy for artists is such a boring answer...

LAST SONG: ummmmm idk but I started practicing singing In Dreams yesterday from lotr

LAST FILM / SHOW: parks and rec

INSPIRATION: greek mythology.... this one piece of art by jessica peffer... um steven universe slightly. sharks, experience being lonely, the fact that merfolk are cool. oh yeah, he’s a little inspired by karkat. I’ve actually had tib as a character for quite a while now so it’s kind of hard to remember how he got here.

STORY BEHIND URL: he identifies with sharks and somehow I got the idea that he like.... found some receipt or postcard from a place called the shark shack and went “that sounds good enough” and decided to make it his url. yes that’s canon. the real shark shack probably sells salmon burgers or something

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[maitide]

I missed you too, Tibby.

[thesharkshack]

shut up its just good 2 have some entertainment back