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MORE QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ Why are we doing this again? ❜ ❛ Is this a bootycall? ❜ ❛ Did you really just ask me that? ❜ ❛ You don’t think I’m going, do you? ❜ ❛ What happened between you and _____? ❜ ❛ So, are you two dating? ❜ ❛ You think you control my life now? ❜ ❛ What did you do? ❜ ❛ How far along are you now? ❜ ❛ Was this your plan all along? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you just tell me? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re not keeping any secrets? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re telling me everything? ❜ ❛ Why would you even begin to think that? ❜ ❛ Did someone tell you that? ❜ ❛ What’s the time again? ❜ ❛ Are you ever going to come back? ❜ ❛ Wait, what? Where did you hear that at? ❜ ❛ Are you here to lie to me again? ❜ ❛ Did you really think that? After all this time? ❜ ❛ Why are you leaving me? ❜ ❛ Why should I believe you? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Do you really think I’m going to trust you that easily? ❜ ❛ You mean, you weren’t joking about that? ❜ ❛ Is that really how you feel? ❜ ❛ Do you remember anything, at all? ❜ ❛ How could you go behind my back and do that? ❜ ❛ You didn’t tell me about this? ❜ ❛ So, is there any exciting news to hear? ❜ ❛ You think I’m inclined to believe that? ❜ ❛ How long do you think I will wait for that happen? ❜ ❛ Why aren’t you laughing, was it not funny? ❜ ❛ Why are you staring at me like that? ❜ ❛ Are you okay? What the hell happened? ❜ ❛ Did you go somewhere else without me again? ❜ ❛ Is it you or is it me? ❜ ❛ You think I owe you an apology? For what? ❜ ❛ What did I ever do so wrong to you for you to hate me? ❜ ❛ Why do you hate me so much? ❜ ❛ What did I ever do to you? ❜ ❛ Okay, where is all this coming from exactly? ❜ ❛ Are you trying to break up with me right now? ❜ ❛ Is this part where we kiss? ❜ ❛ Are you trying to kiss me right now? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me by or not? ❜ ❛ So, are you in or are you out? ❜ ❛ Are we going to stand out here all night? ❜ ❛ You didn’t even bother to tell me about this? ❜ ❛ What else are you lying about? ❜ ❛ Are you hiding something for me? ❜ ❛ Did you even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ What are you doing here? ❜ ❛ You know you aren’t allowed in here, right? ❜ ❛ Did you kill someone? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you’re not hiding anything? ❜ ❛ What, you think this is some kind of game? ❜ ❛ What are you having doubts about? ❜ ❛ You don’t think we’re wasting time? ❜ ❛ Is that a threat or a promise? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you don’t kiss and tell anymore? ❜ ❛ What more do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What am I going to do without you? ❜ ❛ How long have you known about this? ❜ ❛ You’re not starting to like me are you? ❜ ❛ Is this your way of saying sorry? ❜ ❛ Who would buy that? ❜ ❛ You know, I don’t want to see you, right? ❜ ❛ Have you been drinking? Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ How much have you had to drink tonight? ❜ ❛ How’s that hangover from last night? ❜ ❛ Long night, huh? ❜ ❛ So, did I miss anything interesting? ❜ ❛ What are you watching over there? ❜ ❛ Who are you texting? ❜ ❛ Who’s got you smiling? ❜ ❛ You didn’t hear that? ❜ ❛ Is this a date or? ❜ ❛ Are you going to ignore me forever? ❜ ❛ How long before your silent treatment breaks? ❜ ❛ What can I do to make up for it? ❜ ❛ Will you please just talk to him/her for me? ❜ ❛ Are you here to apologize? ❜ ❛ Do you ever stop talking? ❜ ❛ Is that really still a thing these days? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me or with me? ❜ ❛ What was it like before she/he was here? ❜ ❛ Do you remember me at all? ❜ ❛ Are you in trouble? ❜ ❛ You’re not in any kind of trouble, are you? ❜ ❛ There was something you needed to tell me? ❜ ❛ Are you insulting me right now? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of an insult? ❜ ❛ You do realize you’re wrong, right? ❜ ❛ What’s so wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Is that such a bad thing? ❜ ❛ You’re not going to be sick again, are you? ❜ ❛ You really the police? Why would you do that? ❜ ❛ You really don’t trust me anymore? ❜ ❛ Aren’t we friends? ❛ Why do you always lie to me? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard to face the truth? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to tell the truth? ❜ ❛ Where do you think youre going? ❜ ❛ So that’s it then? You’re just going to walk out? ❜ ❛ Don’t you believe me? ❜ ❛ Do you love me? Do you even like me? ❜ ❛ What’s stopping us from being together other than you? ❜ ❛ How come it took you so long to answer? ❜ ❛ Why are you ignoring me? ❜ ❛ I thought we were friends, how could you do this? ❜ ❛ Are you really wearing that? ❜ ❛ You really think that will help? ❜ ❛ Do you ever think about us? ❜ ❛ Why are you standing on my porch in the middle of the night? ❜ ❛ Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? ❜ ❛ What did I say? ❜ ❛ Why are you having such a hard time believing me? ❜ ❛ What’s your excuse? ❜ ❛ Did you think I wouldn’t find out? ❜ ❛ How did you find this out? Who told you? ❜ ❛ Are we really going to this stupid party? ❜ ❛ Why are you always so sad? ❜ ❛ Why do you care so little about everything? ❜ ❛ What was it like? ❜ ❛ Are you setting me up? ❜ ❛ As long as you aren’t setting me up for failure, okay? ❜ ❛ Do you believe in love? Do you believe in us? ❜

#memes

I’m still here, hit a minor depression streak that’s been affecting my writing, but I’ll post to everyone soon. Thanks all.

#out of ink #don't mind mun #they're just a ball of anxiety and depression all the time #and is very sorry

ofimmortal:

“Ha, take a few steps back and you tell me what you will be seeing with that head of yours.”

“You’re just upset that without that fluff on your face, you still look 15.”

#ofimmortal #get rekt cor

“ Why are we doing this again? “ //Lil Noct doesn't want to train.

Despite the exasperation tugging at the corners of his mind, the royal shield bit back a tired sigh. Noctis was just a boy, after all, and needed to be treated with some patience. Clarus shifted the training sword so it rested on his shoulder, his free hand falling to rest on his hip. Dressed in his training gear (crownsguard issue sweats and a t-shirt), he hardly looked like the somber councilman most the world seemed to know, but then if anyone knew the other side of Clarus Amicitia, it was the royal family. “You have to know how to defend yourself, Highness. Lest you’re ever in trouble without someone around to protect you.”

#chosenbythecrystal #[ TINY NOCTIS ]

vhsmeme

* interview the writer

send a number. a mix of serious and fun.

what color do you associate with your muse?

is there a song that reminds you of your muse?

how do you get yourself out of a writing funk?

do you have any advice for other writers?

would you hug your muse?

how are you and your muse alike?

how are you and your muse different?

do you follow canon, or dump it in the trash?

best scene featuring your muse? (chapter, film, episode)

talk about your writing

fluff or angst?

favorite book?

how are you?

ghosts or monsters?

what does your name mean?

ice cream, candy, pie or cookies?

what motivates you?

are you a jedi master?

describe love

favorite cryptid(s)?

do you believe in extraterrestrial life?

mcdonald’s or burger king?

anything spooky happen this week?

share a funny story

are you religious?

what are you doing right now?

describe yourself in two words

metal, folk, pop or ambient?

list your top two movies

most used emoji?

favorite comic book character?

#memes

|| Mun is running to grab dinner. They will return and post shortly.

#out of ink

ofimmortal:

“Listen to you bald old man. I will break you if you do it.”

“Play nice, Cor. And shaved isn’t the same as bald.”

#ofimmortal #*deeply offended noises from Clarus*

“ What happened to you? “ [ from regis ]

“Fatherhood. Fatherhood happened to me.”

He had no other explanation for it, really. And he wasn’t entirely certain he needed one. Regis was as much a father as he was, and the father of a Prince at that. But Gladio was currently in his “rebellious” phase, which in this instance had led to Clarus being dragged out of bed in the middle of the night by a phone call from some Guardsman who had called him in a mild panic upon realising that the royal shield’s son had been illegally drinking. After managing to drag his son to bed (and asking Jared to remind him to give the boy a monster of a lecture), Iris had been woken up and was ready to throw a fit unless he helped her get back to sleep. All in all, he’d gotten very little sleep and probably looked worse for wear.

#bitterroyalty #[ Reggie! ]

ofimmortal:

Cor: dont try or I will break your arm, old man.

Clarus: *whistles innocently*

#ofimmortal #mun: clarus nO #muse: CLARUS YES

“ Why are we doing this again? “

“I’m beginning to think you’re being purposely forgetful,” Clarus stated dryly, glancing in his son’s direction. Truth be told, he couldn’t really blame Gladio for his questioning. The function was horrendously tedious, and if it weren’t for the fact that they both had royals to keep an eye on (Regis looked to be chatting with and likely charming a nobleman Clarus couldn’t be bothered to remember the name of, and Noctis seemed to to be trying to hide from anyone that might hope to ask him to dance), he may have considered just inviting the younger Shield to ditch out with him.

Ah, the joys of diplomacy.

Nevertheless, the question required an answer. “It’s important the people see His Majesty now and then, lest he become some distant figure they feel can’t possibly make choices for their future. And His Highness clearly needs the practice.” Beyond that... well, Gladio knew why they were there. So long as there was potential danger to the royal line, the Amicitias would follow.

#shieldiisms #[ let's just throw them in stuffy clothing and laugh at their discomfort ]

dreamsofalifemoved-deactivated2

Let’s Play “Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise or Repeat”

It’s like “truth or dare”, but more extreme, and more full of fun and/or horribly dangerous opportunities!

Send “truth” and a question for my muse to answer a question truthfully.

Send “dare” along with a dare and my muse will have to follow through.

Send “double dare” along with a dare to perform a dare with my muse.

Send “promise” and a command for my muse to have to obey it.

Send “repeat” and a phrase for my muse to have to repeat that phrase ten times.

#memes

splattermemes-deactivated202007

insult sentence starters

“You’re the walking personification of a fart.”

“Can you do me a favor? Just…stop breathing.”

“You uncultured swine.”

“Wow, look what the cat dragged in…”

“You’re about as useful as an expired coupon.”

“Who let you in here?”

“And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the world’s biggest turd.”

“Please, shut up. Shut – stop talking. I’m going to kill you.”

“Have you ever thought about why no one likes you?”

“When I see you, all I think is ‘uuuugh’.”

“Shh. Stupid people shouldn’t talk.”

“Wanna know why I’m sitting? It’s because I can’t STAND you.”

“I hope you choke. Okay, no I don’t, that’s a little extreme. But leave!”

“Were you raised by wolves?”

“[text] [img attached: garbage can] i found your twin”

“How can you see when your head’s so far up your ass?”

“If I had a time machine, I’d make sure that you were never born.”

“Can do you something right for a change?”

“Be quiet. Forever.”

“Hey, could you get a little lower? No, lower. Six feet under.”

“Your mother breeds like a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.”

“If I could, I’d recreate the pie scene from The Help.”

“You’re dumber than a pole.”

“I hate your face.”

“You look awful. Like always.”

“I hate you more than I hate myself.”

“Think of it like this: I’m Beyonce. You’re Iggy Azalea.”

“Hey, jackass. I see you’re more jackass-y than usual today.”

“I see that they’ll let just anybody in here…”

“Where’s your warning label?”

“Look, I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry that I’m just better than you in every way.”

“Does your mother ever reflect on her mistakes? Mistakes like you.”

#memes

“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “ [a wild teenaged son appeared! Also hi xD]

“Oh you can? Good.” Strong arms crossed in front of his chest as the elder Amicitia arched a brow. His tone was thick with skepticism, latching on to Gladio’s uncertainty and clearly ready to scrutinize whatever story he was presented with for anything he deemed bullshit.

It was oddly familiar, this particular scene. Clarus absently remembered being in the exact same situation, though playing the opposite role, with his own father, back when he was a reckless teenager. He could practically hear his father laughing in his grave now, entertained that he was dealing with the exact same trouble Clarus had put him through. “I’d love to hear it.”

#shieldoftheprince #[ hahaha let's just give Clarus a headache ]#[ and hello there! ]

"Look who showed up. What Not charming the ladies like normal?"

A soft huff of laughter jumped up from the Shield’s chest, pale blue eyes flickering to the side to land on Cor as he approached. More often than not, he attempted to remain solemn and professional when in uniform, but his long time friends could and would often break his somber persona, sparking up the boyish charm he was once well known for. Clarus offered him a smile, “Who says I’m not working my charms here? I can multitask.”

#ofimmortal #[ Hello there! ]

“ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “ [ !!!! DAD !!!! ]

When you have your own kids, they’ll be little daemons too, just you wait—

If Clarus had a brick for every time his father’s words came back to bite him in the ass, he could probably build a museum, and dedicate it all the times he wished he’d paid more attention when he was younger. Don’t get him wrong, he loved his kids with all his heart, but damn it all if they didn’t give him the same hell that he had given his father when he was Gladio’s age. A headache lingered in the peripheries of his awareness, threatening to hit him full force at any moment.

“Explain why you disappeared for...” Clarus stopped long enough to check the time on his phone, “almost an hour at a formal event? Please do. I’d love to hear it.”

#swcrdlillies #[ hello there! ]