[theshopkeep]

Thanks for every thing guys

I know that, I haven't been active for a long while but I can't really do this anymore, not while managing my anxiety, it's not anything on here, it's just life, ya know... and I've had a couple panic attacks here and there, and it's just not been a fun time on my end... and with that I want you all to know that my officalverse blogs will be getting deleted, but this blog will be staying up, or at least I'll try to figure somthing out, I'm sorry for my random hiatus, but with everything going on I can't really balance tumblr and my own life, so thanks for everything... Shopkeep out

[theshopkeep]

You know what... I like you *Blesses both your Yuri and Yaoi*

[theshopkeep]

My apologies to all the Doomed Yaoi and Yuri enjoyers out there, but what is a blessing for others, is an unintentional curse for you, and your curse last two months... Starting now...

[theshopkeep]

Alright, your two months are up, feel free to enjoy your doomed yaoi and yuri again

[theshopkeep]

Hey you! The person who happends to read this, go outside, drink some water, eat something, get some sleep, refresh your brain, then you can go back to observing whatever the hell goes on in this place, alright?

Okay byeeeee!

[askthedateablez]

Mac, do you recognize this set of smiley faces? (Artists rendition)

Of course, you might need a name to go with these faces, youareanidiot.org is the name corresponding to the faces of this mischievous trojan virus... does it ring any bells?

I have no idea....is this a joke of some kind?

[theshopkeep]

Well, first off this is the equivalent of a vial of poison deadly only to you being slammed down in front of you...

Second, youareanidiot.org (formally known as youdontknowwhoiam.org, and even earlier than that Offiz) was made with two things, and two things only, Javascript and Adobe Flash Player, the trojan would appear as a screen that flashes between black and white with those smiley faces above the text "you are an idiot" calling you an idiot and laughing, at first users may not think much of it, and attempt to close the window, this would cause six more windows to pop up, all bouncing around the screen, the audio growing louder, you try to refresh, six more windows, you mange to close out of one window, six more windows, you try to Alt+f4 text windows pop up with the text "you are an idiot" you keep attempting to close the windows, things have escalated quickly, not even task manager can help you now, the only choice you have is to manually turn off the computer, your hardrive has been wiped and any work you had open without saving is now corrupted... if you were extremely unlucky, you would get a version of the trojan that would activate on computer start up... but that was around 2002 so you shouldn't have anything to worry about.

[theshopkeep]

Damn, that's crazy...

[the-queen-of-geese]

how is your day going and what do you think about the pokemon celesteela

it's going well! and I don't

[meepmonstare]

:O but look at her.

she is so. she is Space Time. rocket. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[the-queen-of-geese]

as I said in the other reblog, onion and leeks

[theshopkeep]

consider this, Hatsune Miku color pallet (kind of)

[theshopkeep]

Frog.

Frog.

[theshopkeep]

SILENCE MORTAL! I AM BEING BISEXUAL IN A MANNER BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION!

[theshopkeep]

Running out of content, have a pan while I solve this issue

[theshopkeep]

No officer, I was simply exercising my right to Joy and whimsy by being a silly little dude

[theshopkeep]

Have a Shima Enaga

Thanks, I've got a perfect spot for this little dude!

[grim-reaper-offical]

YOU FUCKS HOMESTUCK ANIMATED SHOW DIRECTED BY VIVZIEPOP. BABE WAKE UP THIS IS NOT A DREAM. THIS IS REAL

[tiny-griffin-offical]

What’s homestuck?!!!!!!!!

[grim-reaper-offical]

IT'S A REALLY GOOD WEBCOMIC I HAVEN'T READ IT YET EITHER BUT NOW I HAVE TO READ IT ASAP. IM SO FERAL ABOUT THIS

[theshopkeep]

Toby Fox is voicing the main character...

[frxnkiistein]

gender is a performance, you should have fun.

[theshopkeep]

gender is a performance, and I'm not interested in the role they gave me. (/pos)

[sodom-hussein]

Rb if you want your mutuals to alert you if you accidentally reblog AI generated images

[theshopkeep]

🐜. .. ... . .. .... . ... ..... .. 🪤

Nice try Anon, you couldn't catch a void dweller with a trap like that, ya gotta think outside of the third dimension.

[theshopkeep]

Yeah but you keep track of how much each person pays for each item right?

Yeah, it gets tricky at points, having to manage stuff like Geo, Simolians, Canadian Dollars, Caps, Gold, and a whole bunch of other currency, but I manage to pull through...

[theshopkeep]

Well yeah you are The Shopkeep

Listen, Anon, I'm the guy who sells the stuff, I don't go out and get it, people bring the stuff to me, tell me what they think is important, and leave, sometimes the stuff just appears on the shelves...