Yea, I’m Tiny.

Housecat/songbird griffon She/he/they/it/xeim - go insane, use any pronoun you want. Make it a game to use as many different pronouns as you wanna if it so pleases you header found on Pinterest, pfp made by me

[i-am-a-fish]

oug im gay

[villain-offical]

I must say I have always imagined boybands to be hiveminds. Like when one of them breaks up with a woman they all start singing to the girl you can only be lead to believe that they're all feeling that breakup through their psychic bond

[tiny-griffin-offical]

I thought they just gaslit the girl into dating all of them and when you break up with one you break up with all. Like they function as one entity

[argon-offical]

rb if you hate ai

[theloverislost]

as we are rapidly approaching pride month, here’s an obligatory reminder!

AROMANTIC PEOPLE

ASEXUAL PEOPLE

AND AROACE PEOPLE

ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE

[satan-offical]

for every note on this post I increase the final boss fights HP by 10 in my campaign

[tall]

[grim-reaper-offical]

I’ve been drinking a party size bottle of soda entirely on my own. Counting only when I’ve had access to it, it’s been less than like six hours and I’m already over halfway done :>

@tiny-griffin-offical

Wh..... I mean... you have fun... I'm not jealous...

[tiny-griffin-offical]

I finished it in less than a day >w< I’ve also been given access to Fire!!!!!

[grim-reaper-offical]

But you're... a tiny griffin! Why do you have access to fire?

[tiny-griffin-offical]

I found some old stinky warehouses some mean people were gonna be mean in so I asked someone to light a candle I found for me and burnt them!! :>>>

[grim-reaper-offical]

Great job ❤️ I have raised you well (despite being an absent parent)

[tiny-griffin-offical]

Yippie!!!!!!

[grim-reaper-offical]

I’ve been drinking a party size bottle of soda entirely on my own. Counting only when I’ve had access to it, it’s been less than like six hours and I’m already over halfway done :>

@tiny-griffin-offical

Wh..... I mean... you have fun... I'm not jealous...

[tiny-griffin-offical]

I finished it in less than a day >w< I’ve also been given access to Fire!!!!!

[grim-reaper-offical]

But you're... a tiny griffin! Why do you have access to fire?

[tiny-griffin-offical]

I found some old stinky warehouses some mean people were gonna be mean in so I asked someone to light a candle I found for me and burnt them!! :>>>

[grim-reaper-offical]

I’ve been drinking a party size bottle of soda entirely on my own. Counting only when I’ve had access to it, it’s been less than like six hours and I’m already over halfway done :>

@tiny-griffin-offical

Wh..... I mean... you have fun... I'm not jealous...

[tiny-griffin-offical]

I finished it in less than a day >w< I’ve also been given access to Fire!!!!!

[satan-offical]

MAYBE IF I USE MASSIVE TEXT THIS POST WON'T FLOP AND PEOPLE WILL THINK "MASSIVE = FUNNY" THATS WHAT SHE SAID

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE IM A CELEBRITY ON TUMBLR JESUS CHRIST WHY ITS ITS SO HUMILIATING

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

thats not funny, massive does not equal funny

[satan-offical]

I can always unfollow you

[satan-offical]

"I hope you die" is a weak threat

"I hope you're cursed with immortality" however...

[tiny-griffin-offical]

“I hope you’re cursed with immortality but your body still ages.”

[tiny-griffin-offical]

If a company ever told me they wouldn’t hire me for my fanfic I would go to the people that dared say that BULLSHIT and claw their face off.

Fuck you, corporate, you don’t get to control what I do in my free time

[satan-offical]

Not to brag but I'm gay

[tiny-griffin-offical]

Oh, me too :>

[i-am-a-fish]

it's snowing outside my window and it's high key beautiful

[tiny-griffin-offical]

My wings are freezing solid, let me inside please.

[thecacaomonarch]

guys i need ur help

what do i do in crk when im broke in rolls

please help im so bored

[tiny-griffin-offical]

Rolls-?

[thecacaomonarch]

gems, cookie cutters, everything

and i cant get more cus im low on stamina jellies

[tiny-griffin-offical]

Oh wow that sucks :(

I guess wait until you get gifts from messages-? I don’t know how to help in that situation-

[thecacaomonarch]

guys i need ur help

what do i do in crk when im broke in rolls

please help im so bored

[tiny-griffin-offical]

Rolls-?

[satan-offical]

When are you going to take tr*mp

I'M NOT DEATH. I DON'T CONTROL DEATH. AAAAAA

[grim-reaper-offical]

Sowwy :( I'm trying

[thephantomoffical]

Again, this guy is not that good at his job. He fucked up my reaping so bad I outrank him now.

[snipemeout]

Yeah you're so white you have green eyes I think you should... hold on a sec.

*licks blade*

[thephantomoffical]

Um… I’m already dead. Actually, I’m King of the Dead. I’m the closest thing to a God you people have.

And my older brother is actually a serial killer, so.

[grim-reaper-offical]

What?

[thephantomoffical]

Grim, we’ve been over this. I killed a guy to save my haunt but didn’t realize the throne was assumed by right of conquest.

The Ancients offered it to me but I didn’t accept at first because I was… well, reasons, but then due to some unfortunate circumstances (trauma) I ended up becoming king anyway.

And, as you know, The Infinite Realm includes several minor realms—The Ghost Zone, the Far Frozen, the hypothetical afterlives of most religions, the Elsewhereness, etc.

I’m the ghost guy. I do the ghost stuff? You bring the ghosts from the material realm back and keep track of where they go while I rule over them?

This is why you need to start attending the council meetings, man.

[grim-reaper-offical]

EVERRRRRR... no one cares you dweeb . also who the fuck are the ancients. i'm not that old okay. i'm quite new to this job. in case you didn't notice.

[thephantomoffical]

So if a giant flaming guy named Dan or a scary knight dude with a sword come after you, please know they are acting of their own volition and not because I sent them. Honestly, I am a dweeb and as long as you keep doing your job I don’t have a problem with you think that.

They, on the other hand, have anger issues.

[grim-reaper-offical]

This is like y/n and her bodyguards . You're y/n.

[thephantomoffical]

Thanks? I think?

[grim-reaper-offical]

Yeah, you would take it as a compliment....

[tiny-griffin-offical]

Can you take my very very very very distant cousin now or not???

[grim-reaper-offical]

OKAU I' M SORRY.

[tiny-griffin-offical]

THANK YOU!!!!

I hate being related to that rotten orange :>