THESHYORATOR

ása ✧ she/her ✧ the real life houdini ✧ not afraid to cry if shouted at ಥ‿ಥ ✧ sideblog to @scepticalbutterbutt ✧ || i write stuff @ff.net and @ao3

[jadenvargen]

number one trans ally killerbee naruto

[jenny-holzer]

[viktormaru]

Based on the suggestions I got

Sakura breaks Kakashi’s jaw

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[nnaruto]

this has the same energy of when shikamaru pretended to be asleep under kabuto’s jutsu

[byakugone-deactivated20151010]

the best line in all of naruto 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Every other character in Naruto: Here is my SUPER SPECIAL JUTSU! Rock Lee:

[mandykurosaki]

some kakashi doodles!! ive been watching naruto lately, it used to be one of my fave shows as a kid!!

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

marina and the diamonds and naruto were both born on october 10th… i knew that lana and sasuke are both cancers and are also literally the same person.. so i was like.. i wonder if lady gaga and sakura are the same sign and they were actually both born on march 28th…. what on earth

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

[cathartesauras]

HOW MANY NOTES

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

you never know whats gonna resonate with people i guess

[earthdad]

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

[tsunade]

naruto telling sasuke that he will bear his burdens and die with him so that they would no longer have to subscribe to the roles they were given in life and could be free and understand each other in death..... now thats shakespearean

[tsunade]

[shittilydrawing]

iruka: justice….IS BLIND *slap*

[limbxr]

sakura: i like sasuke!

ino: tries to emulate sasuke in a jealous rage

[sakurafacts]

“weh weh weh sakura why dont u have any elemental techniques” oh but i do this ones called shiturself no jutsu and it’s where i make u shit ur pants :) watch ur fucking mouth

[fishkinger]

Yamato’s second day on the job: one child is crying, another is an assassin, the third is a demon leveling forests

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Shout-out to Yamato for being the only adult man in Naruto’s life to talk him out of being creepy. Like Jiraiya encourages it, Iruka and Ebisu are reluctantly interested in that sexy jutsu nonsense, Kakashi astral projects out of his body every time sexual content comes up, but Yamato straight up goes, “The penalty for not respecting women is death.” And I love that about him. 

[keepyourpantsongohan]

[hii-raeth]

“Kakashi astral projects out of his body every time sexual content comes up” I’m crying

[unclefather]

Imagine this a fidget spinner but it’s got knives taped to it

[fabulesque]

So a shuriken

[unclefather]

No. Not everything is about naruto.

[swagneato]