and all the girls say im pretty fly for a white bi

Laura // 22 // Denmark

[sovietnam]

[letmebegaytodd]

CATEGORY 5 SPOTTED BELLY INCIDENT

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

spots on his back! spots on his butt! and a sweet little face!!

[oapostropheo]

Clown fish in their anemone

[letmebegaytodd]

[sexytasha1]

I'm going to get more lashes today.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

[sexytasha1]

Delete this off my post.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

sorry if you didn't know before now but mr beast is asking his fans to face his dumb fucking chocolate bars for him without a hint of irony or shame. like i know this is barely 5 minutes of work but like what is this call to action. people are fucking doing it in the replies too and i'm like 90% sure it's just for the long shot chance that he'll send them a thousand dollars for doing it "please please pretty please make my product look good 🥺 🥺 🥺 pwease?? for me ? 🥺 "

[eightball]

[comment-tube]

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[aeritus]

I know this is inscryption but still

[vampvelvet]

shoutout to people who lay in bed all day when they get home from work/school, people who can't go to loud or crowded places or concerts, people who change into pajamas because other clothes are uncomfortable, people who can't consistently participate in hobbies, people who have to turn down hanging out with friends, people who have lowered their standards to improve themselves, people who need affirmations, and people who struggle to stay healthy. you deserve so much love and I hope things get better.

[flowerinaflame]

[petbud]

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

[slimetony]

distinguished

[rcktpwr]

rugged 

[orangecatgutz-deactivated202409]

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

[anexperimentallife]

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

[bees-with-swords]

When you reblog Lightning Bison, Lightning Bison gets 200 metres closer to the journalist who called him ugly

[boringkate]

Deplatforming is um when you take a goth girl’s boots off.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[iamafireplace]

i believe someone may have misread boots

[official-boob-posts]

i may have dyslexia but i never make mistakes

[ex-riddlecats]

meowth team rocket will go episodes forgetting he himself is a pokemon and his main hobby will be breaking the law, attempting to ruin a childs life, and generally being an asshole and thats cool but then hell curl up on a table to go to sleep and im like OHHH... HES A KITTY.. hes just a little cat. a little kitty cat meow meow meow. mrow

[ex-riddlecats]

insanely cat moment

[i-restuff]

lemme just, put these here...

[ex-riddlecats]

showing these pics to eachother like pokemon cards

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

If Sisyphus was a girl, he would be able to push that boulder up

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Women can do anything.

[motherfuckermorgan]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[gravitonbeamemitter]

[theleoconstellation]

[st3ll4-st4rstruck]

[shittymoviedetails]

When I arrive at the western front

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[outofcontextgarf]

[mayflower-gal]

[mayoiayasep]

thank you video essays for everything