Stay Dirty, Stay Dangerous.

24. Feminist. Vet student and assistant. Resting bitch face extraordinaire. Pretending to know what I'm doing.

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[dearest1]

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

[flatwood-mac]

[celiaxrose]

[mayothompson]

when i was 10 i thought this was the most amazing picture in the world i thought it was so beautiful and well drawn and incredible and i think i got yelled at for making it the desktop wallpaper on my familys shared computer

[chuckecheeses]

10 year old you was right

[thehausghosts]

is 3 fingers too much

not at all! most people have 10 :)

[ruinedchildhood]

[wrenrouge]

god this sends 

[chucktaylorupset]

Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?

[chucktaylorupset]

Circa Seventh Book

Hermione: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines?

Ron: A wax what?

Hermione: hmmmm

Harry: Hermione, we cant take out the death eaters with a genetically magicked disease

Hermione: No I know that. Of course I know that.

*Uncomfortably long silence*

[2rsquared]

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Harry: What if we gave them all smallpox

Hermione: HARRY NO! We already eradicated it once, let's not make the world do it again

Harry: Oh yeah, I guess you're right

Hermione: Now tuberculosis, on the other hand...

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Hermione: If Voldemort likes the good ole' days so much, why don't we bring them back? Old society, old war tricks

Hermione, putting on a gas mask: New plan. We take them out with consumption and mustard gas

Hermione, to Voldemort: Did you know, historically, a majority of war deaths come from disease?

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

Harry Potter and the Violation of the Geneva Convention

[someplanetelse]

to be fair, nobody asked the wizards to sign it.

[susiephone]

Harry: We didn’t have time to do a proper Unbreakable Vow, so Hermione and I just made a pinky-swear to never tell anyone about how we crossed tuberculosis with the common cold. 

Dean: ...Why would you do that?

Hermione, smiling placidly: We didn’t. That would be a terrible, terrible thing.

[najd-social-club]

2020 I trust you bitch

[ruinedchildhood]

[perks-of-being-chinese]

tumblr…..please….i want to learn more…..

[sangled]

vibe check! (bursts into tears)

[the-blue-wizard-deactivated2018]

[h0odrich]

[dappermouth]

put me in a medically-induced coma until Animal Crossing: New Horizons comes out….my thoughts are consumed…i can’t keep living like this

[the-memedaddy]