you know what. I think I should be allowed to temporarily turn into a seal and go swimming around in the ocean for a while. just submit a little note to work that says "sorry, I need to take some sick time, I am becoming a seal" and leave for a week

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you know what. I think I should be allowed to temporarily turn into a seal and go swimming around in the ocean for a while. just submit a little note to work that says "sorry, I need to take some sick time, I am becoming a seal" and leave for a week
Sometimes I feel old and out of touch because I don't know anything about the hot new music but then I remember even when I was a teenager I did not know the hot new music because I was an uncool little nerd and my family didn't listen to the radio. So my out of touchness is consistent and not age related.
1/3 cup = 1 teaspoon
2/3 cup = 2 teaspoons = 10 tablespoons
1 cup = 48 teaspoons
there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever
weird autumn
Good news everyone! Google has disabled AI responses if you search for “Trump” and “dementia”
Which means you can now search without AI results by appending “does trump have dementia” at the end of your search query!
btvs textposts part 5
part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4
dont know how to say this without sounding like one of those "people are too soft these days" motherfuckers but some of you are incapable of interacting with anything that does not coddle you & makes you feel Good about your own Goodness. if you know what i mean
also i said it in the tags but i feel it needs reiterating: watching tv is not activism. fighting over fictional stories is not activism. attacking people for not interacting with fictional stories in a way you deem Acceptable is not activism. you are being annoying & i personally dont want to play toys with you anymore
i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry
No, not that I saw.
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Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.
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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear