let's conquer sadness with an ancient sword

✨️Annie | 20s | she/her✨️ I post things that make me laugh, poetry, c dramas, and etc. istartedtheapocalypse on ao3

[killadelphia]

[glowcowboy]

holding my own hand again. it will not feel like this forever

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[monsterfucker69420]

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

[stuckinapril]

has anyone else noticed that we must go on

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[dumpy-dump]

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[energyprison]

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

[dogpuppy]

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

[thesungod]

i think we as a society need to start accepting that fictional love stories need to be a bit toxic for us to go insane over them… like, sometimes you kinda need the two parties to be obsessed with each other and fucked up and willing to bring each other back from the dead instead of moving on and go to therapy i’m sorry😔

[dykeferatu]

stuck in a creative rut when i wish i was creatively rutting!! or something. whatever. puts my hands in my pockets and walks away slumped

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[greelin]

when i say “something is wrong with him” it’s usually said positively btw

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰